""Wait a minute! You weren't glowin' like that before. Didja get stuck in a tanning bed?" (After finding Clockwork, but realising there is something wrong with him)"

""I'm afraid I'll have to take a raincheck there, ghosty. To be redeemed... never." (Refusing to accept his offer to return to the Timeless stardial)"

""I'm beginning to think the Flying Dutchman ain't such a bad guy after all." (After Evil Clockwork disappears)"

""Dare? Well, I double-dare him to try 'n beat me next time we meet!" (Being challenged by Evil Clockwork)"

""(laughter) I like mixin' it up every so often, yeah. But I also know when to stop. So let's get back to the Stardial so this can all... what was the word?... Stop!" (Begging Clockwork to return to the Timeless Stardial to undo the effects of Vlad's machine)"

""You're a few pickle slices short of a Krabby Patty, ain'tcha?" (Before starting the final battle with Clockwork)"

""Time to flip the sign on the front door to "CLOSED"." (After being defeated by Clockwork)"

""That's it. I'm done. All this goin' around in circles is gonna make me lose my lunch!" (Rematch with Clockwork)"

""Cheater cheater bottom feeder! That wasn't fair!" (Clockwork replenishes his health bar)"

""I'm gonna teach you a lesson my boy!" (Being granted the power to defeat Clockwork)"

"I rescued you. You're welcome. You'll be receiving my bill in the mail." (Freeing Clockwork from mind control"

""Just for that, I"m adding a "Dishonesty Surcharge" to the rescue bill I'm sendin' ya." (Clockwork explaining how he was affected by Vlad's machine)"

""This is one Krab who knows how to punch the time clock! Hahahaha!" (after defeating Clockwork in a post-game rematch)"

""Squidward, why aren't you on the cash register!?" (encountering Squidward)"

""Don't think this'll get ya any closer to me Krabby Patty formula, Plankton." (encountering Mecha-Plankton)"

""Hmmm... I better keep this away from the fry station. Don't want it "dampening" the Krabby Patties." (After being given an energy dampener by Nora Wakeman)"

""Well, I didn't wanna be here, but I also didn't want to be blown up. So... I guess that's a net positive?" (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""You'll never beat me. I went to COLLEGE!" (challenging the player in campaign mode, also used when Plankton is granted the power to defeat Clockwork)"

""I'm as evil as ever and I'll prove it right now." (challenging the player in campaign mode)"

""Go away, cheese-head." (battling SpongeBob)"

""Oh no… It's you…" (battling Patrick)"

""And what's that supposed to mean?" (battling Squidward)"

""Time to get stumped, Eugeeene... Ah-ha-ha-ha!" (battling Mr. Krabs)"

""Free!!! I'M FREE!!! I am, aren't I?" (when unlocked after being freed)"

""SpongeBob's pet snail is here. Suddenly, I don't feel as special anymore..." (first encounter)"

""Hmmm... my snail translation module doesn't seem to be working." (first encounter)"

""I don't have time for your mewling. I must bask in the glow of my glorius triumph. But duhhh... of course I won." (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the first time)"

""Hmmm... what secrets might be revealed if only I could understand what that snail was saying..." (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the second time)"

""Pipe down, snail. That ghost we defeated is here... but why? What's his game now, huh?" (after beating Vlad Plasmius for the third time)"

""Out of my way, Mollusk! Looks like I'm going to have to save the say. As a bad guy, that wasn't easy to say." (after talking to Vlad)"

""I can only guess you're excited to get home. No need to thank me for that... my victory WAS inevitable, after all" (after beating Clockwork)"

""Mrs. Puff" (first encounter)"

""Perhaps my height has increased, but my evil genius has always been towering!" (first encounter)"

""...." (she wonders if he developed a sense of humour)"

""I suppose being transported halfway across the universe can put one out of sorts. I forgive you, Mrs. Puff!" (apologising for upsetting him)"

""Threaten me, will you? I have a better idea... how about you bend the tentacle to me!!!" (before fight)"

""Ahhh... defeat... how bitter its taste..." (after losing)"

""Victory is mine. Not to gloat or anything. Who am I kidding? Of course I'm gloating!" (after win)"

""I've heard of low-tech, but this ship, as you call it, is ridiculous." (before fight)"

""Threaten me, will you? Do you know who you're talking to? I'll show you, Dutchman!" (before fight alt)"

""I'll tell ya what's scary. It's scary how old you are!" (after losing)"

""Ha! I outghosted you at your own game!" (after win)"

""Nice outfit. Who's your welder?" (before fight)"

""Well, this stinks..." (after losing)"

""It looks like my evil plan worked perfectly!" (after win)"

""One look at you and my eyeball is having a toothache." (before fight)"

""Squashed again. What a waste of evil genius." (after losing)"

""So that's what utter annihilation looks like. Imagine that." (after win)"

""You can't conquer the universe. That's my thing!" (first encounter)"

""Beaten again. You think I'd be used to it by now." (after losing)"