"You remember when we were little? We used to have baths with dad, and we'd rub soap into his legs and they were so hairy they'd always go white? Then he'd fart and we'd start clapping and you'd go, 'poo-poo noises', 'poo-poo noises'."

"Does Russell like monkeys? Charlie likes monkeys. Thomas likes monkeys."

"Cheeky Monkey."

"[in her bathroom and sees Charlie and Thomas inside the houses and screaming] Dad, what’s going on?!"

"Does Russell like dancing? Charlie likes dancing. Thomas likes dancing."

"Henry Nixon as Trevor"

"Your brother will never be able to do the things you can Thomas, He will live with us for the rest of his life."

"I've hated being your brother. Every night I used to close my eyes and wish that when I woke up you'd be normal."

"Close your eyes, what do you see?"

"No. Russell doesn't like monkeys. Russell doesn't like monkeys. Russell doesn't like Charlie."

"Bad, Charlie! Bad!"

"But you won't."

"You just pissed on my leg, didn't you?"

"Erik Thomson as Simon Mollison"

"Gemma Ward as Jackie Masters"

"Firass Dirani as Russell"

"Joshua Orol as Yulu"

"Ingruber as Sean"

"as Marco Campbell"

"as Jennifer/Guinevere"

"as Lance Benwick/Lancelot"

"as Miles/Merlin"

"as Mr. Moore/Mordred"

"as Allie Pennington/King Arthur"

"as William Wagner"

"as Mr. Pennington"

"as Mrs. Pennington"

"Craig Hall as Coach Barker"

"Jake Thomas as Matthew "Matt" McGuire, Lizzie's little brother"

"Yani Gellman as Paolo Valisari"

"Alex Borstein as Ms. Angela Ungermeyer"

"Clayton Snyder as Ethan Craft, Lizzie's classmate"

"Ashlie Brillault as Katherine "Kate" Sanders, Lizzie's popular ex-best friend who she later reconciles with"

"Goodbye Lizzie McGuire, hello fabulous."

"Claude Knowlton as the stage manager"

"She's going places."

"From ordinary girl to international pop star."

"Daniel Escobar as Mr. Escobar, the drama teacher/choir director at Hillridge Junior High School."

"Jody Raicot as Giorgio"

"Hilary Duff as Elizabeth Brooke "Lizzie" McGuire / Isabella Parigi"

"Adam Lamberg as David Zephyr "Gordo" Gordon, Lizzie's best friend and love interest"

"Terra MacLeod as Franca DiMontecatini"

"That would mean I would have to sneak away from the group. I'm like physically incapable of sneaking"

"This is impossible, I could never sing in front of an audience. I don't even let my mom hear me in the shower."

"I'm like, physically incapable of sneaking."

"[animated version, on the phone] Prince William? Tell him I'll have to hold."

"The Only Risk In Taking An Adventure Is Not Taking It At All."