"[Reading from Jamie's mother book] "Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful"."

"[voiceover] Jamie saved my life. She taught me everything. About life, hope and the long journey ahead. I'll always miss her. But our love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it."

"Saving the world...one homework assignment at a time."

"[After realizing who Royal Pain really is] Oh, my gosh. I made out with an old lady."

"Brains, brawn and beyond."

"A new class of heroes."

"Stronghold... SIDEKICK!!!!"

"Kip Pardue - Ronnie "Sunshine" Bass"

"Burgess Jenkins - Ray Budds"

"Gregory Alan Williams - Coach Paul "Doc" Hines"

"Ryan Gosling - Alan Bosley"

"Earl C. Poitier - Blue Stanton"

"Kate Bosworth - Emma Hoyt"

"Hayden Panettiere - Sheryl Yoast"

"Krysten Leigh Jones - Nicky Boone"

"Nicole Ari Parker - Carole Boone"

"Craig Kirkwood - Jerry "Rev" Harris"

"Ethan Suplee - Louie Lastik"

"Donald Faison - Petey Jones"

"Ryan Hurst - Gerry Bertier"

"Wood Harris - Julius Campbell"

"Will Patton - Coach Bill Yoast"

"Denzel Washington - Coach Herman Boone"

"Before they could win, they had to become one."

"History is written by the winners."

"Anybody know what this place is? This is Gettysburg. This is where they fought the Battle of Gettysburg. Fifty thousand men died right here on this field, fightin' the same fight that we're still fightin' amongst ourselves today. This green field right here, painted red, bubblin' with the blood of young boys. Smoke and hot lead pourin' right through their bodies. Listen to their souls, men. "I killed my brother with malice in my heart. Hatred destroyed my family." You listen, you take a lesson from the dead. If we don't come together right now on this hallowed ground, we too will be destroyed, just like they were. I don't care if you like each other right now, but you will respect each other. And maybe - I don't know, maybe we'll learn to play this game like men..."

"We will be perfect every day in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football and I will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts...and then you will run a mile. Perfection! Let's get to work."

"Alright, listen up! I'm Coach Boone. I'm going to tell you all about how much fun you're going to have this season. We leave for camp, Gettysburg College, August 15th, 7:29 am! If you report at 7:30, you will not be playing football this season; you will be watching. You will wear a jacket, shirt, and tie! If you don't have one, buy one. If you can't afford one, then borrow one from your old man. If you don't have an old man, then find a drunk, trade him for his. Cause I can guarantee you, there isn't a bum on the street that looks as raggedy and ridiculous as what I'm looking at right now. This is no democracy! It is a dictatorship! I am the law! If you survive camp, you will be on the team. If you survive."

"Marty York - Alan "Yeah-Yeah" McClennan"

"Art La Fleur - Babe Ruth"

"Pablo P. Vitar - Older Benny"

"Wil Horneff - Phillips"

"Marley Shelton - Wendy Peffercorn"

"James Earl Jones - Mr. Mertle"

"Karen Allen - Scotty's mother"

"Denis Leary - Bill"

"Victor DiMattia - Timmy Timmons"

"Shane Obedzinski - Tommy 'Repeat' Timmons"

"Grant Gelt - Bertram Grover Weeks"

"Brandon Quintin Adams - Kenny DeNunez"

"Chauncey Leopardi - Michael "Squints" Palladorous"

"Patrick Renna - Hamilton "Ham" Porter"

"Mike Vitar - Benjamin "Benny" Franklin Rodriguez"

"David Mickey Evans - Adult Smalls/Narrator"

"Tom Guiry - Scotty Smalls"

"You're killing me, Smalls!"

"A piece of paradise a half block wide and a whole summer long."

"They're more than a team. They're the best buddies in the entire history of the world."

"The adventure of a lifetime, the summer of their dreams...the dog of their nightmares."

"Remember, kid, there's heroes and there's legends; heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you'll never go wrong."