Teen Comedy Films

"Sad, old, pusher. (Ms. Norbury)"

"You still can't sit with us."

"Plastic is forever."

"Homeschooling doesn't prepare you for this. (Cady)"

"Pyro freak. (Janis)"

"Plastic makes perfect. (Regina)"

"We're going to make her pay."

"Sorry, Regina, rules are rules."

"Oh, hell, no!! I did not go to graduate school for this!"

"ALL JUNIOR GIRLS REPORT TO THE GYMNASIUM IMMEDIATELY!! IMMEDIATELY!!!"

"Never in my 31 years as an educator have I seen such behavior. I have half a mind to cancel your Spring Fling dance!"

"Here for the tea. (Damian)"

"A new twist from Tina Fey."

"[protesting skinny dipping in the ocean at night] Isn't this how Jaws started?"

"Pretty. Awkward."

"[after a car honks at her while she roller-blades on the road] YOU THINK I CHOSE THIS?!"

"[sees a couple on their phone in a bedroom] Does anyone even fuck anymore?"

"Not a love story."

"Ebon Moss-Bachrach - Gary"

"Jennifer Lawrence - Maddie Barker"

"Andrew Barth Feldman - Percy Becker"

"Hasan Minhaj - Doug Khan"

"Kyle Mooney - Jody"

"Natalie Morales - Sara"

"Laura Benanti - Allison Becker"

"Scott MacArthur - Jim"

"Zahn McClarnon - Gabe Sawyer"

"Matthew Broderick - Laird Becker"

"Shawn Ashmore – St. Ambrose photographer"

"Hayden Christensen – Tinka's date"

"Matthew Lawrence – Dennis"

"Rosemary Dunsmore – Page Sawyer"

"Caterina Scorsone – Susie"

"Monica Keena – Tinka Parker"

"Robin Dunne – Todd Winslow"

"Vincent Kartheiser – Snake"

"Rachael Leigh Cook – Abigail "Abby" Sawyer"

"Lynn Redgrave – Miss McVane"

"Heather Matarazzo – Theresa "Tweety" Goldberg"

"Merritt Wever – Maureen "Momo" Haines"

"They think I'll be safe surrounded by high walls and lesbians. This is the end of the world. One look tells you, this place eats the hairy bird."

"Tom Guiry – Bradley "Frosty" Frost"

"Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush."

"No more little white gloves."

"Right. Just imagine, we'll have to wash our hair every night. We'll have to sleep on rollers til our scalps bleed. Then we'll have to get up at six every morning for the comb out. Your lungs will be lined with hairspray. Then you need all this equipment to push up the tits and blitz the zits and spray the pits! Then you stagger into class and you look perfect but you're exhausted, you're too tired to even think but that's okay the teachers they won't call on you anyway, also you don't want to be smarter than the boys. They don't like that, so to wake yourself up you drink some coffee at lunch but don't eat the food. You'll be on a permanent diet!"

"Kirsten Dunst – Verena von Stefan"

"Every girl has a secret desire..."

"[explaining the purpose of the D.A.R.] In the D.A.R., we all share our most secret dreams of what we want to be. You see, most of the girls here at Miss Godard's, they've got all the opportunities to become something: a good upbringing, a great education, they're loaded. But in ten years they'll all be married with three kids and two cars and a Colonial and a collie—they're finished. That's why it's called a finishing school. But we—the D.A.R.—have other plans for ourselves."

"Gaby Hoffmann – Odette “Odie” Sinclair"

"Get ready for a radical education."