"Sir Roland killed 16 dragons. A world record. Some say 15, but they are not counting Balthazar and... But I say, one less dragon is one less dragon."

"You don't know me, but I knew you when you were very small, son."

"Real cute, Mel But he's not my type."

"Now I remember. Didn't we meet at the Battle of... Burntwood?"

"For a knight, you think too much about riches. Ah, but of course! You must be one of those noblemen who give away their booty to the needy."

"And who exactly is going to stop us? You?"

"Your bones never WORKED because of the humidity. Even so, I managed well."

"It's only a crocodile! Come back! [his army nonetheless escapes] Alright, old man. Just you and me, right here, right now. Getting old?"

"You got rusty in your beautiful Abbey."

"I wanted what was best for us."

"Justin, I looked for you at the party but... Where are you going?"

"See that laurel? Its leaves flow left. On all the merchandising it flows right."

"I think her family invited money."

"Don't get comfortable, boy. The throne is mine. [Justin throws a crown at him, but Heraclio catches it.] Thanks, that also belongs to me. Tomorrow this land will have a new king. Who won't let anything get in his way."

"[fighting Justin] Blucher obviously didn't teach you all his tricks. Face it, you just don't have what it takes."

"[after knocking Sota out] Nice profile."

"[as Justin confronts him over having killed Sir Roland] You're blaming the wrong person for his death. You and I want the same thing. Fight by my side."

"It's impossible to work with these... these people. Useless, foolishness! That's what happens when you send three charlatans, to do the work of... real soldiers. If you hadn't appeared with that girl, the whole plan would've been ruined. Tomorrow finally my army will march triumphantly into the throne room."

"[fighting Sir Clorex] I always knew you were a fake! [punches him] A fraud! [punches him again] A phoney! [punches him several more times, causing him to land under a chimney. Talia then kicks it, causing soot to fall on Sir Clorex.] And so the knight in shining armor turned out to be the Black Knight!"

"Next time buy your armor in the adult section."

"Let me demonstrate. When I say thrust, I don't mean point or reach. I mean THRUST! Now, let's try again. And you, do whatever you need to do, to initiate the plan."

"[rallying escaped prisoners to his cause] Hey! You are scum! Scum. Because that is what this foolish system of foolish laws has made you. But I say you are more than that. Together we can show them how weak they are. That their pathetic laws are nothing against our swords. [throws a sword] We can make them beg for their lives! If you fight by my side, I promise, those miserable people, who unfairly keep you behind bars, will pay for it. Join me, and I will train you into a fighting machine. Stick with me and you will each have a place in the new kingdom. [kicks over a treasure chest] And wealth beyond your wildest dreams!"

"[catches Sir Clorex] Are you leaving already? Chicken!"

"Don't make yourself comfortable, Sota. You and your half-wit brothers have a busy night tonight."

"[arrives at his fortress] Home at last! [breaks into it and makes several swashbuckling moves, imagining himself fighting royal guards] Heraclio, you're out of practice. [places a doll with a crown on a chair] My respects, my queen. I always served you faithfully and never failed you, until you failed us. With just two signatures, you and that lawyer put an end to our days of glory. That was all it took. And now after living in exile and alone. I have to join forces with the same vermin I once swore to fight. Why didn't you listen? Now I have no choice but to speak with the sword. Now you both have to die!"

"[after striking Sota, cutting a feather off his hat] Stylish hat!"

"[as Sota shows up at Lara's party] Clowns. I hate clowns. If you need me, I'll be at the desert table. I need something strong."

"There is no honour in seizing power by force."

"Now, I'm free to my promise. I don't know why I didn't realized it before. Maybe you're too perfect as a friend to think of you in any other way. But Talia, would you do me the honour... of letting me accompany you to..."

"[to Justin and Talia] Fine! If you won't join my army, you will face it!"

"Yes, and I admire that you did."

"Fired? No, I quit!"

"Okay. Telepathically or in person?"

"They make a perfect couple."

"Ah, I see two waterfalls. Let me use my power. Between the two, I see a dark tower."

"Oh, great! Now we're lost. Are you blaming me for being lost? Well, who else can I blame? You're the one who got us lost. Why didn't you ask somebody? Who is there to ask in this godforsaken place? A rock, you fool?"

"She said she was rich."

"Yes. No. They will appear from the North. They will appear from the South. From the North. South. Just a second. I'm going to break it. Don't pull my head... hair."

"The boy needs us. Yes, he does. I am one. Divide int more."

"She likes him. Well... For once we agree on something."

"No, he's fine, because you're still thinking about him. Now tell."

"And to my next trick I need a volunteer, to send him into another dimension."

"These plants might help. It must be put on the wound. Gently. For this spell to work, I need the hand of a magician. And the hand of a true knight."

"You're going to law school. And that's Final."

"The long nights, studying under the stars... And soon your diploma will hang next to mine."

"[Stopping Justin after seeing his best friend Talia] Better close the window"

"Now listen, knights no long exist, because we don't need them. You will be twice the hero when you learn the letter of the law."

"Why would he drag her up here?"