"Zorgons. They're big gnarly lizards. Cold-blooded heat seekers and the tiniest spark of warmth will bring them in like moths. Flying all around in the galaxy. Looking for anything they can find to burn up. (Walter: Why don't they just burn up their own planet?) Oh, they already did. That's not even the worst of it. Their problem is their ravenous appetite. They never stop eating. (Walter: What do they eat?) Meat. (Danny: That's… good.) Dude! you're meat."

"IT'S A BLACK HOLE!!!! ZATHURA IS A BLACK HOLE!!!!!"

"[when he spins a 1] One. God, I suck."

"[card reads "FLUNK SPACE ACADEMY Go back 1 space"] I'm not even going to comment on that."

"It's just a goat; it's just a goat… [space goat opens 4 additional eyes]"

"IT'S METEORS!! TAKE ERASIVE ACTION!! TAKE ERASIVE ACTION!!"

"[after the Robot is reprogrammed and fights off the Zorgons] Guess that's what's the reprogram card's for."

"[to Danny; gently] I'm your brother. And that's what being a brother means. Means I'll never let anything happen to you."

"[angrily blaming Danny] IT'S YOUR FAULT MOM AND DAD GOT DIVORCED!"

"Lieutenant Twinklemagnet — Timo Pekurinen"

"Commander Susannah Ivanovitsa — Satu Heliö"

"Security Chief Mikhail Garybrandy — Jari Ahola"

"Captain Jonny K. Sherrypie — Atte Joutsen"

"President Ulyanov — Kari Väänänen"

"Festerbester — Janos Honkonen"

"Commander Dwarf — Timo Vuorensola"

"Emperor Pirk — Samuli Torssonen"

"Commander Info — Antti Satama"

"Chris Tucker - Ruby Rhod"

"Gary Oldman - Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg"

"Bruce Willis - Korben Dallas"

"You humans act so strange. Everything you create is used to destroy."

"My dear Aknot, what about those two little planes you borrowed? [sees Aknot's human face] Aknot, is that you? What an ugly face. It doesn't suit you. Take it off. [Aknot's face transforms into a Mangalore's] Much better. Never be ashamed of who you are. You're warriors, be proud. So what if the Federal Government scattered your people into the wind? What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Your time for revenge is at hand. Voila! The ZF-1. [activates a ZF-1 and holds it] It's light; handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties; breaks down into four parts; undetectable by X-ray; ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger; 3000-round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. And with the replay button, another Zorg invention, it's even easier. [lights reveal a mannequin in police gear] One shot... [shoots mannequin]...and replay sends every following shot to the same location. [turns around, shooting in the direction of the Mangalores; bullets curve their trajectory and hit the mannequin instead] And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. [fires every weapon at the mannequin as he mentions them] Rocket launcher... arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical... our famous net launcher... the always-efficient flamethrower, my favorite... [winks to the Mangalores] and for the grand finale, the all-new 'Ice-cube System'! [fires a cloud of liquid nitrogen which freezes the remains of the mannequin. Mangalores applaud politely by carnage and were very impressed]"

"Listen lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English."

"Brion James - General Munro"

"Tommy 'Tiny' Lister - President Lindberg"

"Ian Holm - Father Vito Cornelius"

"Milla Jovovich - Leeloo"

"A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming."

"The space age adventuress whose sex-ploits are among the most bizarre ever seen."

"See Barbarella do her thing!"

"An angel has no memory."

"An angel does not make love, an angel is love."

"But you're soft and warm! We're told that Earth beings are cold."

"Ugo Tognazzi — Mark Hand"

"David Hemmings — Dildano"

"Claude Dauphin — President of Earth"

"Marcel Marceau — Professor Ping"

"Milo O'Shea — Concierge/Durand Durand"

"Anita Pallenberg — The Great Tyrant"