"You can do whatever you want with your life, but one day you'll know what love truly is. It's the sour and the sweet. And I know sour, which allows me to appreciate the sweet."

"I'll find you again."

"Come here... I want to tell you a secret."

"I meant that to be your forehead."

"Holy God. This is going to change my life in a zillion different ways. I must be nuts."

"But I just think good things will happen, if you are a good person with a good attitude, don't you think?"

"Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around."

"I think she's the saddest girl to ever hold a martini."

"I'll tell you in another life when we are both cats."

"I am a pleasure delayer."

"I don't care if God calls, I'm very, very busy."

"You keep the relationship casual, until the absolute breaking point. And then one evening or afternoon or morning, it could be months from now. Well, you know how it works"

"A new form of me began to take shape. I planned my reemergence, like the Normandy invasion. (Sofia, Sofia...) I'll just say it - I did my homework. I read every memo. Thomas Tipp was right: People will read again."

"You're not blind. You're drinking Jack Daniels, and when you drink Jack, you start in with that... Frank Sinatra, she shot me down, give me a cigarette, "King of Sad" thing."

"I want to live a real life... I don't want to dream any longer."

"I wanna wake up! Tech support! It's a nightmare! Tech support! Tech support!"

"These? These are more than headaches. These are steel plates slicing through my every thought."

"Doc, once you've been driven off a bridge at 80 miles an hour, somehow you don't invite happiness in without a full body search."

"Look at us. I'm frozen, and you're dead. And I love you."

"I remember. Somebody died. It was me."

"I lost you when I got in that car. I'm sorry."

"Good. Because for a minute there I thought we were talking about A FUCKING MASK!!!"

"The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?"

"That smile's gonna be the end of me."

"My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams, I'm an idiot who knows he's about to wake up to reality. If I could only avoid sleep. But I can't. I try to tell myself what to dream. I try to dream that I am flying. Something free. It never works..."

"Isn’t that what being young is about, believing secretly that you would be the one person in the history of man that would live forever?"

"I dug her completely. Some how I'd found the last semi-guy less girl in New York City."