""Oh no you don't! I'm going back home, even if that means I have to go through you to get there!" (Refusing to accept his offer to return to the Timeless stardial)"

""Oh hi! Ooo... look at you! You're glowing! Uh oh, is this a good glow or an evil glow?" (After finding Clockwork, but realising there is something wrong with him)"

""That's okay. I've never played with a ghost clone before." (Clockwork apologising for his deception)"

""You knew that wasn't the real bad guy?" (after learning that Clockwork knew Vlad was a ghost clone)"

""I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's a bad thing." (after Clockwork tells him that Vlad's machine would destroy the universe)"

""Uh thanks. But you don't happen to have a lucky peanut on you, just in case, do you?" (after being handed a Time Medallion and being wished good luck)"

""And I want to get back to learning how to blow bubbles!" (When SpongeBob is told he has to stop Vlad)"

""It boggles even the mindless" (After hearing Vlad Plasmius' plan)"

""He taught us a ghostly pirate howl once. It goes "leedle leedle leedle leeee!" (SpongeBob mentions the Flying Dutchman)"

""Wheeee! I can help out too!" (When unlocked after being freed from mind control)"

""BRAIN-BRAIN, BRAINY-BRAIN BRAIN!!!" (battling SpongeBob)"

""If you don't give my brain back, I'll TAKE it back!" (battling SpongeBob)"

""MY BRAIN! GIVE ME MY BRAIN BACK!" (battling SpongeBob)"

""What if a woodchuck's name WAS Chuck? What then, huh?" (battling SpongeBob)"

""SpongeBob! Yay!! You're in my dream too!" (Patrick sees SpongeBob at the Timeless Stardial)"

""Haa haaa haa! Oooo!" (SpongeBob blows a bubble)"

""Blowing bubbles is hard, SpongeBob." (Blowing bubbles with SpongeBob; first line of the campaign)"

""Hmmm... It's getting so hard to tell if you've won or lost these days" (Finding himself in the Timeless Stardial after defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""This is just as great as my friend Sandy's gadgets! You should meet her. You'd like her." (After being given an energy dampener by Nora Wakeman)"

""Even though I am trapped here… It’s the best day ever!!" (Unused, when being unlocked after being defeated as a mind-controlled opponent)"

""Mr. Krabs, am I on the clock?" (encountering Mr. Krabs)"

""Hey, Plankton! When did you get here?" (first encounter with Mecha-Plankton)"

""Welcome to our club, welcome to our club! Welcome, Squidward! (encountering Squidward)"

""Uh, are there two of you or is that just you doing a silly voice?" (after encountering more enemies)"

""What do you think you're doing here?" (after encountering more enemies)"

"Watch your step."

"I'm confident in my abilities to successfully succeed!"

"All I know is fine dining and breathing."

"I wumbo. You wumbo. We wumbo."

"Ta-daaaaa...!"

"Either eat these pancakes or bury them in the backyard."

"Oh. A sad crying clown in an iron lung, I always wanted one."

"Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby."

"I Will do something... NOT NICE!!!"

"PUSH. THE. BUTTON!!!!"

"Us XJs Stick together!"

"What is this anyway?"

"Excuse me a minute."

"Alright, we've look sandy, we've been sticky, and we smell like a Coconut Cream Pie!"

"They're scary just like the English muffins!"

"My time has finally come!"

"I stand for truth, justice, and a balanced breakfast."

"Leave everything to me!"

"Look at the pretty bubbles!"

"Bathtime is my favorite!"

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

"It's the happy helmet, Ren. Now you always be happy!"

"Maybe you should brush, Ren. If you wanna have a nice smile like mine."

"It's my first material possession!"