"He likes to pretend that he's all sewn up; it makes for a much stronger case, but there's blood underneath that skin, and that scar's not so easy to erase."

"It's a valid reason for every drink, and a new tattoo is a new reason to think."

"That self-pity shit is just too hard to resist."

"If assholes could fly, this place would be busier than O'Hare."

"A little something like this is way too big to miss."

"I'll drink this beer and write in fear of a song everybody hates."

"Did I remember to sleep in? Take lots of pills? Commit irreversible sins?"

"If it was up to me, I'd never have to miss you."

"You have every right to be this appalled with me, join the club. I signed up a long time ago, and I know how you feel."

"Never had a drink that I didn't like. Got a taste of you, threw up all night."

"I don't blame you for walking away; I'd do the same if I saw me. I swear it's not contagious."

"Dream a good one tonight, I'll listen to the bad ones when they come."

"You had nine lives and one by one you chewed them up."

"What's upside down? What's coated in silver? This crucifix is my four leaf clover."

"I remain free from all the comforts of home, and where that is, I'm pleased as piss to say I'll never really know."

"You went out with a bang when you took with you all my dreams underground."

"Believe in what I am, because it's all I have today, and tomorrow who knows where we'll be."

"You know all my favorite singers have stolen all of my best lines."

"Were you planning on staying forever? You don't fit in this hole, or don't you remember?"

"Same place, same hello, same goodbye. Helps you pick through beat up insides."

"And all that followed fell like mercury to hell."

"So what do you say, your coffin or mine?"

"You had time to waste, and I'm not sorry. Such a basket case, hide the cutlery."

"Drive yourself insane tonight, it's not that far away, and I just filled up your tank earlier today."

"Had a nice grip on my life till you twisted my arm."

"To a hopeless cause I sold my soul, a romantic plastic piece of shit you can mold, until I break into chokeable pieces."

"Like the pills in your hand, I'll never let you down."

"Give us back our sins, deadly one through seven."

"Bless me, dark father, I have sinned. I've done it before and I'll do it again."

"But I'm better now, having a good a time; being selfish and drunken, and vulgar and lazy."

"If they offered a test about being a good friend, I'd put money down that you'd surely flunk."

"You've got a funny way of showing off your bathroom surgery."

"The stars at night are big and bright, deep in your eyes, Miss Vincent."

"You told me once I made you smile, we both know damn well I didn't."

"My shoulders and ears are all yours, my dear, I hope it comes as no surprise."

"You've been known to say that you're a-okay when you were feeling dead inside."

"I just want you to know I got no place to go until the day you die."

"I'd kill for you and eat the flesh, give you the heart and burn the rest."

"Just be true to yourself, if it lands you in hell, well at least now you know."

"With one million things holding you down, why you're one of those things I don't know."

"I know you never lie, but it's no fun to tell the truth. I guess I never loved, but I will see what I can do."

"I've grown to love your disappearing acts, do one more pretty please."

"We are one with the larvae and dirt, we don't discriminate at all for what it's worth."

"Do you find you like to fall in love with people that you're never gonna meet? It's easier than breaking up and crying in the street."

"And I might try to apologize, on a good day, on my best day if you stick around."

"If you'd cry me a river, you can baptize me in."

"You were the first real choice I would make, but we all make mistakes."

"I bit my tongue and I let it bleed. I've never been big on originality."

"Those others were like methadone, I took to get me through the day."

"A final exhale when I'm done, and you can keep my last breath floating in your lungs."