"You're a fucking lying son of a bitch, Sam, all right? And I fucking hope you go to hell. (Millie: Don't make things worse, George.) Shut the fuck up, Millie, you fucking stupid JAP cunt! (Clyde: Sit down, George. You're out of control.) SHUT THE FUCK UP, CLYDE! You faggot! Fucking skinny, butt-munching faggot. I hate you, you know that? I really do. Because all you do is fucking prance around school talking about your fucking faggoty, fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't want to hear about your fucking fathers and how their assholes work, all right?! It makes me sick! And I... I fucking hope they fucking die of fag disease! Yeah, and speaking of dead fathers..., I just remember why bonehead, white trashed fucking donkey dick Marty, got so fucking freaked when I started talking about his daddy. His neanderthal, drunk dad, put a gun in his mouth and splattered his brains all over the wall. You know... I almost forgot that my mom told me that. She said he splattered his brains all over the wall. I thought it was sad at first, but now... I like it. His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall."

"So, let's see the penis. Bring on the penis!"

"Hey! What do you think you're doing?! You're a punk, Sam! I ought to kill you! You fucking dickhead! I told you to never touch my camera! Didn't I?! Fucker! You little wimp! Bitch! Pussy! I told you! I ought to fucking kill you! And I will kill you, you little punk, if I ever catch you fucking with my camera again. (he gets up to leave after tackling Sam, pushing onlookers out of the way) Get out of my way!"

"Oh yeah baby girl, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeahhhhh squirt all over me"

"Oh, You son of a bitch! Oh, You asshole! I wanna fuck your asshole!"

"[after George squirts him with a water gun] DON'T EVER FUCKING SQUIRT THAT THING AT ME AGAIN!!"

"Shut the fuck up, George! Shut the fuck up!"

"You always attack for no reason."

"Uncle Martini!"

"We were planning on stripping you, throwing you in the river, then make you run home naked."

"I'm sorry, George."

"Christina Myers - Nurse Margie"

"Alison Claire - Nurse Gretta"

"Joanna Kerns - Annette Kaysen"

"Whoopi Goldberg - Valerie Owens, R.N."

"Angelas Bettis - Janet Webber"

"Clea DuVall - Georgina Tuskin"

"Brittany Murphy - Daisy Randone"

"Jared Leto - Tobias 'Toby' Jacobs"

"Angelina Jolie - Lisa Rowe"

"Winona Ryder - Susanna Kaysen"

"Sometimes, the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy."

"The crazy thing is, you're not crazy."

"Based on a true story."

"Note that the poem is a quote from Dorothy Parker's "Résumé" (1925)"

"[to Daisy about going to Florida] I am going to be the Cinderella at Walt Disney's new theme park, Susanna's gonna be Snow White. You can come if you want, you can be the Cocker Spaniel that eats spaghetti."

"[Southern accent] Razors pain you, Rivers are damp / Acid stains you, Drugs cause cramps / Guns aren't lawful, Nooses give / Gas smells awful, Ya might as well live."

"[to Susanna] You think you're free? I'm free! You don't know what freedom is! I'm free! I can breathe! And you - you're gonna go choke on your average fuckin' mediocre life!"

"I know what its like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in, but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill the thing on the inside."

"[narrating] Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is... Crazy isn't being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It's you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever. They were not perfect, but they were my friends and by the '70s, most of them were out living lives. Some I've seen, some never again, but there isn't a day my heart doesn't find them."

"[to Lisa] I've wasted a year of my life here. Maybe everyone out there is a liar. And maybe the whole world is stupid and ignorant. But I'd rather be in it. I'd rather be fucking in it, than down here with you."

"[narrating] Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train was moving while sitting still? Maybe I was just crazy. Maybe it was the '60's. Or maybe I was just a girl... interrupted."

"[Chanting] Be excited, be, be excited."

"Keith David - Big Tim"

"Christopher McDonald - Tappy Tibbons"

"Marlon Wayans - Tyrone C. Love"

"Jennifer Connelly - Marion Silver"

"Jared Leto - Harold Goldfarb"

"Ellen Burstyn - Sarah Goldfarb"

"Ass to ass! Ass to ass!"

"I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

"Three things is all I did to change my life. Three things."

"Join us in creating excellence!"

"[Rule] number three. Whoa, number three! This... drives... most... people... crazy."

"We got a winner."