"[blasts away at the Collector ship that destroyed the first Normandy with a reverse-engineered Reaper weapon] How d'you like that, you sons-of-bitches?!"

"Grunt is... not a stabilizing element, Commander."

"I'm not going to say anything about Miranda. I'm not sure I could survive the reprisal."

"I won't say anything about Jack. I'm not stupid."

"Jacob's too nice a guy for all the different ways he knows how to kill people."

"It seems like Garrus has finally worked that stick out of his butt but now he's trying to beat guys to death with it. I can't believe I liked the old Garrus better."

"And Thane seems like the strong, sensitive... murdering type? You know, those are always good to have around. A real cuddler."

"Good for now. Fractured my thumb on the mute, but I think I made my point."

"[Joker's put grease on the bridge cameras, much to EDI's frustration.] It's just mad that all its footage of me looks like a dream sequence."

"That's what pills are for, EDI! She is so my mom."

"...It's jut my opinion, though. There's really no need, you know, to go spreading it around."

"[Repeated every time Shepard ends their conversation] See you, Commander."

"[From trailer] We need a leader. And surround him with the brightest, the toughest, the deadliest allies we can find."

"[From trailer] Your team will have to be strong, their resolve unquestionable."

"Salvation comes with a cost. Judge us not by our means, but what we seek to accomplish."

"We're at war. No one wants to admit it, but humanity is under attack."

"I don't know if the Reapers understand fear, but you killed one of them. They have to respect that."

"Strength for Cerberus is strength for every human. Cerberus is humanity."

"[To Shepard] You're unique. Not just in terms of what you've accomplished, but what you represent."

"Shepard, you're making a habit of costing me more than time and money."

"I should have known you'd choke on the hard decisions. Too idealistic from the start."

"Don't turn your back on me, Shepard! I made you, I brought you back from the dead!"

"Information is my weapon, Shepard. It's good."

"Shepard did everything right. More than we could've hoped for."

"[After Shepard asks her what she would have done if she was in charge of Project Lazarus] To start, I would've implanted you with some type of control chip. But the Illusive Man wouldn't allow it. He was afraid it might affect your personality, alter your character somehow. He wouldn't let us do anything that might limit your potential in any way."

"The Reapers are still out there."

"The Council will never trust Cerberus, they'll never accept our help. Even after everything humanity has accomplished. But Shepard...they'll follow him. He's a hero, a bloody icon...but he's just one man."

"If we lose Shepard, humanity might well follow."

"Worried about my qualifications? I can crush a mech with my biotics or shoot its head off at a hundreds yards. Take your pick."

"I've proven my loyalty to the Illusive Man. Let's hope you're able to do the same."

"We've got our assignment. We can talk about it or we can do it."

"We're all asking you to do the impossible, Shepard. No pressure."

"I'm an excellent judge of character. I think you'll find my assessments to be right on the money."

"You’ve done more than I could. Despite everything my father did to make me perfect, you’re... you’re the best humanity has to offer."

"Broadcasting orders over loudspeakers. Charming."

"[Describing her first meeting with her long lost sister] I introduced myself, her family was shocked. She adjusted quickly, of course; she's as smart as I am. She plays the violin, loves the adagio movement of Neilsen's Fifth, just like I do. Wants to work in colony development, told a joke about it. She's really funny, something we don't share..."

"[If she starts to fall for Shepard] What idiotic bunch of hormones thought that now was a great time for love?"

"[Kills an enemy] Night, night!"

"[Using Warp on an enemy] Now let's finish you off."

"I settle for nothing but the best."

"Tell you what, help me finish these Mechs, and I'll play 20 Questions with you all day."

"I don't like mercenaries. An assassin is just a precise mercenary."

"A good deed's like pissing yourself in dark pants. Warm feeling but no one notices."

"[Uses Pull on an enemy] Gravity's one mean mother, huh?"

"[To Tali, after a volus insults her and she threatens him] Got a nasty streak, don't you?"

"[After Shepard chooses to keep Legion, a geth] Tali's going to freak when she hears about this."

"[After destroying the Collector Base against the Illusive Man's orders] Hell of a way to tell the boss you're quitting."

"(From Trailer) I was chosen for this mission because killing is an art. And I am a Master."

"The measure of an individual can be difficult to discern by actions alone."

"Only few people get what they deserve, good or bad."