"Every lawyer, at least once in every case, feels himself crossing a line that he doesn't really mean to cross... it just happens... And if you cross it enough times it disappears forever. And then you're nothin' but another lawyer joke. Just another shark in the dirty water."

"You know what a Rainmaker is, kid? The bucks are gonna be falling from the sky."

"There's gotta be a hundred years of law experience sitting at this very table. My staff has flunked the bar exam six times."

"There's nothing more thrilling than nailing an insurance company."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A hooker'll stop screwing you when you're dead."

"Matt Damon - Rudy Baylor"

"Red West - Buddy Black"

"How do you know when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving."

"My dad hated lawyers. You might think I became one just to piss him off, but you'd be wrong. Did piss him off so much though that when he heard he fell off a ladder and didn't know who to sue first."

"Sworn in by a fool and vouched for by a scoundrel. I'm a lawyer at last."

"I knew exactly what was going on here. Just like when Daddy was in the bedroom crying and Mommy was sitting in the kitchen, face all bloody, saying that Daddy was sorry."

"Johnny Whitworth - Donny Ray Black"

"Andrew Shue - Cliff Riker"

"Aaron Sorkin – Ad Executive"

"Steve Sires – Bill Gates"

"Shelby Young – K.C."

"Patrick Mapel – Chris Hughes"

"Dakota Johnson – Amelia Ritter"

"Malese Jow – Alice Cantwel"

"Douglas Urbanski – Larry Summers"

"Wallace Langham – Peter Thiel"

"Patrick Mapel as Chris Hughes"

"John Getz – Sy"

"David Selby – Gage"

"Dustin Fitzsimons – The Phoenix S-K Club President"

"Armie Hammer – Cameron Winklevoss/Tyler Winklevoss"

"Max Minghella – Divya Narendra"

"Justin Timberlake – Sean Parker"

"Brenda Song – Christy Lee"

"You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be."

"Jesse Eisenberg – Mark Zuckerberg"

"Rashida Jones – Marylin Delpy"

"Andrew Garfield – Eduardo Saverin"

"The internet isn't written in pencil, Mark. It's written in ink."

"[to Mark] You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole."

"A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A billion dollars."

"[after Mark unsuccessfully tries to apologize for the Facemash stunt] Good luck with your video game."

"Erica Albright's a bitch. Do you think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht, or do you think that's because all BU girls are bitches? For the record, she may look like a 34C, but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret. She's a 34B as in barely anything there. False Advertising."

"[to Mark, telling him to settle with the Winkelvoss twins for $65 million] Pay them. In the scheme of things, it's a speeding ticket."

"Joseph Mazzello – Dustin Moskovitz"

"A Stanford MBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some lingerie, but he's too embarrassed to shop for it at a department store. He comes up with an idea for a high end place that doesn't make you feel like a pervert. He gets a $40,000 bank loan, borrows another $40,000 from his in-laws, opens a store, and calls it Victoria's Secret. Makes a half million dollars his first year. He starts a catalog, opens three more stores, and after five years, he sells the company to Leslie Wexner and the Limited for four million dollars. Happy ending, right? Except two years later, the company's worth 500 million dollars, and Roy Raymond jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge. Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife a pair of thigh highs."

"A guy who makes a nice chair doesn't owe money to everyone who has ever built a chair."

"You know, you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this. If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook."

"Rooney Mara – Erica Albright"

"I don't want to kill you, Nick. I just want you to suffer."

"I haven't felt this good since the day my husband died."

"I could shoot you in the middle of Mardi Gras, and they can't touch me."

"Damn it, woman. If you don't get out of this car and go to your kid, I'm going to have you arrested... for stupidity."

"Oh, yeah. She's very pretty, for a convicted murder. I just came here as a professional courtesy since she's in New Orleans and plans on killing one of your prominent citizens."

"Oh, no you're not. You're a parole violator. You are coming back with me to Seattle... where I will demand a full pardon, a parade, and a little pink poodle. On a keychain."