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April 10, 2026
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"Regina King - Grace Rossiter"
"Sally Field - Rep. Victoria Rudd"
"Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods"
"Join the party!"
"This summer. . . justice is blonde."
"Bigger. Bolder. Blonder"
"Emmett: Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good."
"Timothy McGinn: Write a bill, Britney."
"Dog Spa receptionist: Your dogs are gay!"
"Lady at Versace: You've got the wrong Versace."
"V.E.R.S.A.C.E. tagline on website: We test makeup on animals, so you don't have to."
"Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!"
"Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too."
"Take this sentence. The dragon enters blank. If any adverb fits into that sentence, it makes sense."
"Her Beagle's name is Dolly Madison, which was my grandma's stripper name!"
"Or something really classy-like white leather! I'll call the guy who did my car seats!"
"Oh My God! You look like the Fourth of July! It makes me want a hot dog real bad!"
"Who's ready to discharge?! Or petition a bill...or whatever!"
"So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America! Speak up!"
"I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority."
"Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress."
"I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!"
"Oooooh! Nice briefcase!"
"This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored."
"Dylan McDermott - Jacob Wood"
"Cliff Curtis - Frank Herrera"
"Joanna Going - Celeste Wood"
"Nestor Serrano - Janovich"
"Lori Heuring - Maxine"
"Gerry Bamman - Herman Grimes"
"Leland Orser - Lamb"
"Nick Searcy - Doyle"
"Marguerite Moreau - Amanda Monroe"
"Bruce McGill - Judge Frederick Harkin"
"Bruce Davison - Durwood Cable"
"Jeremy Piven - Lawrence Greene"
"Rachel Weisz - Marlee"
"Dustin Hoffman - Wendell Rohr"
"Gene Hackman - Rankin Fitch"
"John Cusack - Nicholas "Nick" Easter"
"Doyle: It's a set-up. Don't do it!"
"Judge Harkin: I'm not sure, but I believe I'm buying lunch."
"Wendell Rohr: Gentlemen, I have lost my footing in this trial."
"Henry Jankle: ...I was under the impression that we'd already purchased ourselves a verdict."
"Nicholas Easter: [after anti-gun fanatic is dragged kicking and screaming from the courtroom during jury selection, even though he claims he want to be heard] Well, I guess that's lunch..."
"What do you hope to achieve if you win? You gonna bring Jacob Wood back to life? No. You just ensure that his wife goes to the cemetery in a better car, and that the heel that she snaps on the way to the graveside belongs to a $1,200 shoe. You get your name in the paper. But Jacob Wood and all the other gun violence victims remain rotting in their crypts."
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this girl is an amateur. Do you understand? A dilettante. And I want this nonsense ended today! I want you to find her. I want you to contain her! Because you're losing me my jury!"
"You may be right, but the thing of it is, I don't give a shit. What's more... I never have."
"Ah, I hate Baptists almost as much as I hate Democrats."
"We like fat women, people!"