"[about Lemon, to the Prince] He was right. There's been a Diesel running up and down this train, causing all sorts of f***ing havoc, and it was you the whole time, you DIRTY LITTLE DIESEL!"

"– The Wolf"

"– Tangerine"

"– Yuichi Kimura / The Father"

"Brad Pitt – Ladybug"

"– The Elder"

"– The Prince"

"– White Death"

"[repeated line by Wolf and Snake] Go bad, or go home."

"[repeated line] So long, suckers!"

"[repeated line] Don't mind us, we're just robbing this place."

"Hey, you! Get over here. A little bit closer. Oh, I know what it is. You're afraid, because I'm, uh… The big bad wolf! Well, I'm not surprised. I am the villain of every story. Isn't that right, Snake? [Snake: [chuckles] Yep.] Say hello to Mr. Snake! Serpentine safe-cracking machine. Imagine Houdini but with no arms. The kind of guy who'd tell you the glass is half-empty then steal it from y'all. He's also my best bud, and today is his birthday! [Snake: Not relevant.] He's a sweetheart. [to Snake] You're a sweetheart."

"You see, I never cared about what's "good". Only what's good for me."

"And over here is Ms. Tarantula. Our inhouse hacker, pocket search engine, and travelling-tech wizard. We call her "Webs"."

"[last words] No! No! I'm not the Crimson Paw! Sh-She's the Crimson Paw! She's the Paw! I'M THE FLOWER OF GOODNESS! NO!!"

"And this is Mr. Shark, master of disguise. Apex predator of a thousand faces. His greatest trick: stealing the Mona Lisa disguised as the Mona Lisa. Dig that!"

"And rounding out the crew… [Piranha: Surprise!] …is Mr. Piranha. He's a loose cannon with a short fuse, willing to scrap with anyone or anything. He's brave, he's fearless... Aw, who am I kidding? He's crazy."

"[repeated line] Get them!"

"[Wolf: Maybe I don't want to be a...] What, a bad guy?!"

"Anthony Ramos — Piranha"

"Zazie Beetz — Diane Foxington (a.k.a. The Crimson Paw)"

"Alex Borstein — Police Chief Misty Luggins"

"Craig Robinson — Shark"

"Lilly Singh — Tiffany Fluffit"

"Good is no fun at all."

"Go bad or go home."

"Richard Ayoade — Professor Marmalade"

"[repeated line] Arrest them!"

"[to Wolf after he "attacks" Marmalade] Oooh! Now, you are done FOREVER, Wolf!"

"Sam Rockwell — Wolf"

"You're going to have to choose between your friends, and the good life."

"[from the trailer only] If you want to stay out of jail, you need to go well."

"Marc Maron — Snake"

"I was the best thief in the world. Fast, fearless, inventive. I just had one thing left to steal. [Wolf: The Golden Dolphin. So you went after it.] I didn't just go after it. I had it. And a clear escape route. But... all I saw in the end was the tricky fox that they always told me I was. It changed everything. So, now, instead of hurting people, I'm helping them. [sighs] I'm still me. [chuckles] I'm just me on the right side."

"...I, Professor Rupert Marmalade IV, will turn The Bad Guys into The Good Guys!"