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April 10, 2026
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"A comedy about doing the wrong things... for the right reasons."
"Seymour Cassel as Uncle Jack"
"John C. McGinley as Detective Charles"
"Zeus as Rex the dog"
"Ken Magee as Butcher"
"Chris Penn as David Loach"
"Megan Mullally as Patty"
"Tammy Blanchard as Noreen"
"Leslie Mann as Elaine"
"Richard Jenkins as Mr. Cook"
"Dennis Farina as Mr. Warner"
"Why is anybody talking?"
"This guy is a lump."
"The branch! Swing from the branch Rickey!"
"We're going skiing."
"I'm not liquid... I'm not... liquid."
"Who do you think I am, Albert fuckin' Trump?"
"[After having been humped by a dog] It's a good thing your here officers, because a crime has just been committed."
"Jason Lee as John"
"I urge you to drop it."
"Okay, just so we're all on the same page, I'm flying right now! Angel Dust! So lets keep it real, boys, keep it real and nobodys getting hurt."
"We've been banging together like a pair of cymbals in an overworked marching band."
"Nothing could hold a candle to the fetish crime I just endured."
"All right American beef cattle, just stay calm, and you'll all get to go home to your precious TV dinners!"
"Elaine never liked my sister Patty. Maybe it was because Patty was a free spirit. I say free spirit because I'm uncomfortable calling my own sister... sexually indescriminate trailer trash."
"See those dead plants? I planted those."
"I wanted to scope the place out. I was hungry so I decided to heat up a brick of cheese. I need my cheese."
"Elaine... I like her. I like her a lot, John. But she's a bitch! She's a dirty, dumb bitch."
"Tom Green as Duff"
"If you want these people to think we belong here, you can't act so easily impressed."
"It seems your family need money. My family needs a bride. What we don't need is more family."
"It seems even the harshest clime can grow the fairest flowers."
"Shohreh Aghdashloo as Dragon (voice)"
"Daniel Radcliffe as Walter Mabry, Arthur Tressler's illegitimate son, a young technology tycoon."
"The Eye. It may not lie, but don't think for a moment that it can't be lied to. Seeing is believing. But is it truth... or just an illusion? People see the Horsemen as noble Robin Hoods. But are they? Or are they nothing more than common thieves? Depends on your point of view. Here's what you know: they robbed a bank in Paris from a stage in Las Vegas. They fleeced an insurance magnate out of hundreds of millions of dollars and disappeared from a roof in New York, always showering their devoted fans with money. Here's what you don't know: they left one man behind, framed, holding the bag... me."
"Szofia Sallia as Princess"
"Taylor Eloise Shephard Taylor as Princess"
"Matt Slack as King"
"[To Elodie] Welcome, princess. For generations, it has been our task, our duty, to protect these people. The price is dear, but so too the reward."
"I am the sacrifice."
"Robin Wright as Queen Isabelle"
"Manon Stieglitz as Red Priestess"
"[To Lady Bayford] You're the only person I trust to look after our people mother. [They hug]"
"António Craveiro as Bishop (as Antonio Craveiro)"
"You're Elodie. You can do anything."
"Morgan Freeman as Thaddeus Bradley, a magic debunker, exposing the tricks of other magicians; the grandmaster of the Eye and a friend of Lionel Shrike."
"Are you listening, Horsemen? When you emerge, and I know you will, I will be there, waiting for you. 'Cause mark my words, you will get what's coming to you... in ways you can't expect, or imagine, but very much deserve. Because one thing I believe in is an eye for an eye."
"As the Horsemen like to say, magic is about controlling perception. You see them as champions of the truth. But are they? Or is that just another one of their illusions? So since they clearly love secrets, let's reveal some of theirs. Do you recall the death of Jack Wilder? What if I told you that he's not just alive, but he's actually right here! And do you know who else is here? The FBI. Let's let them in, shall we? And now, for the big reveal. There is a fifth Horseman. And he's not only their leader; he's also the biggest criminal of them all. Soon-to-be former FBI agent Dylan Rhodes!"
"First impressions are everything."
"Lizzy Caplan as Lula May, a new member of the Four Horsemen, replacing Henley."