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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Graeme Garden: "Daily Mail: Oedipus Lights Potato by Mistake""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Mirror: Exclusive - Oedipus to become a Referee""
"Graeme Garden: "The Express: 'I've Stopped Seeing Her', says Oedipus""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Independent: Oedipus Rex blinds himself after marrying his mother, Jocasta""
"Graeme Garden: "Sunday Sport: Alien Spud Stole My Fags""
"Barry Cryer: "The Guardian: Raleigh Helps Queen to Cross Poodle""
"Barry Cryer: "OK! Magazine: Queen's Potato Goes Out - Exclusive Pictures""
"Graeme Garden: "The Sun: Queen says 'Great Shag Walter'""
"Fred MacAulay: "Financial Times: Chancellor admits he may have blundered with 'Tax on Potatoes' scheme""
"Barry Cryer: "The Sun: Goodbye Mr. Chips""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Monte Carlo Times: Rothmans to Sponsor Raleigh""
"Barry Cryer: "Software Weekly: Mouse On Press Gives Caxton New Idea""
"Stephen Fry: "The Sun: Up Yours Gutenberg!""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Publishers Weekly: 'Fly Fishing' by J.R. Hartley made possible by good old middle ages""
"Graeme Garden: "Ye Mirror: Monks Down Quills in Protest""
"Barry Cryer: "The Guardian: Caxton Shows Off New Dress""
"Stephen Fry: "The Guardian: Newt Technolody Spills End To Mispronts""
"Graeme Garden: "The News of the World: Phew! What A Scorcher!""
"Barry Cryer: "The Sport: Elvis Seen In Pudding Lane""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Mirror: Thames Water Chief Justifies Bonus At Last""
"Barry Cryer: "The Lancet: Plague Cure A Success""
"Stephen Fry: "Insurance Weekly: Oh Bugger""
"Graeme Garden: "The People: Phew! What A Scorcher!""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Financial Times: Capital Goes Up""
"Graeme Garden: "And on page 8 of the Guardian, yesterday's headline "Paula, to be reconstructed by Christopher Wren", should have read "St Pauls, to be reconstructed by Christ knows when"""
"Stephen Fry: "The Guardian: London's Burning - Police Suspect Arse""
"Barry Cryer: "Yorkshire Evening Post: Leeds Man Singed""
"Stephen Fry: "The Scotsman: Tee hee hee""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Daily Telegraph: French Farmer's Protest Reaches London""
"Graeme Garden: "Daily Telegraph: Police chief says 'He was a accident waiting to happen'""
"Barry Cryer: "The Guardian: In yesterday's report, Delilah's statement should have read 'I love cutting men's locks off'...not 'socks'""
"Graeme Garden: "The Guardian: Yesterday's feature headed 'Delias Hints on Kippers' should have read 'Delilahs Hints on Clippers'""
"Willie Rushton: "New Musical Express: Oh, Oh, Oh, Delilah!""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Times: Samson Obituary, 2 Columns, Page 8""
"Graeme Garden: "Tailor & Cutter: Sketchleys opens new branch in Rome""
"Graeme Garden: "Daily Star: Yon Cassius has a Lean & Hungry Look...is it Bulimia?""
"Barry Cryer: "Rome Standard: Omnia Caesar in Tres Partes Divisa Est""
"Willie Rushton: "Daily Telegraph: New Caesar, New Danger""
"Barry Cryer: "The Guardian: Yesterday's headline should have read 'Caesar Slayed' not 'Caesar Salad'""
"Graeme Garden: "Lancashire Evening Post: Mark Antony Comes to Bury""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Sunday Sport: Brutus Ate Two Hamsters!""
"Willie Rushton: "Daily Mirror: Julius Caesar is Ides Victim""
"Barry Cryer: "The Sun: Brutus Splashed it All Over""
"Graeme Garden: "London Evening Standard: Tube Strike Off""
"Graeme Garden: "Woman's Own: Delia's recipe for Duncan Doughnuts""
"Willie Rushton: "Glasgow Herald: Pioneering test-tube baby kills King""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Scotsman: Och! Eye of Newt!""
"Graeme Garden: "The Sun: Phew! What a Scotsman!""
"Willie Rushton: "The Guardian: Borehamwood seen approaching Dungeness""
"Barry Cryer: "Gay News: Macbeth Outed - Admits laying on MacDuff""