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April 10, 2026
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"Graeme Garden: "Bring Me The Crispbread of Alfredo Garcia""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Cream Cracker, East of Java""
"Graeme Garden: "Ghandibaldi directed by Biccy Attenborough""
"Willie Rushton: "Glen Garibaldi, Glen Ross""
"Barry Cryer: "La Dolce Ryvita""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Bath Oliver Twist & the Artful Jammy Dodger""
"Graeme Garden: "The First Wives Club""
"Willie Rushton: "The Singing Digestive""
"Barry Cryer: "McVitie Vitie Bang Bang""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Hobnobs & Breadsticks""
"Willie Rushton: "They Died With Their Coutts On""
"Graeme Garden: "Sharon Stone in Basic Interest Rate""
"Barry Cryer: "Debit Winger & Bette Midland in A Start is Overdrawn""
"Graeme Garden: "Nightsafe on Elm Street""
"Graeme Garden: "Withdrawal & I""
"Graeme Garden: "A new horror film - Croak - in which a bank is invaded by hundreds of frogs going 'Credit, Credit'""
"Willie Rushton: "The Grapes of Rothschild""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Nick Leeson's tragic story - Back to the Futures""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Tessa the d'Urbervilles""
"Graeme Garden: "Bring me the Statement of Alfredo Garcia""
"Willie Rushton: "The Snows of Kilimangirobank""
"Graeme Garden: "The famous historical romp, Dow Jones, starring Albert FT""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "North by NatWest, starring The Loan Arranger & Tonto""
"Barry Cryer: "The splendour of the Bank of England - The Madness of Eddie George""
"Graeme Garden: "Psalm Song and Delilah""
"Willie Rushton: "Tom Courtney in The Blesser""
"Graeme Garden: "The First In The Pew starring Winston Church-Hall""
"Barry Cryer: "The Padre's Over""
"Graeme Garden: "The Abbess starring Liz Taylor with Hymn number 83""
"Willie Rushton: "Bend Over the Cathedral Choir""
"Graeme Garden: "Cleric the Viking""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "April in Parish""
"Graeme Garden: "Pope Eye""
"Barry Cryer: "Cloister Encounters""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "An Officer and A Gentle Nun""
"Graeme Garden: "Bill & Ted's Excellent Advent""
"Barry Cryer: "Silence of the Banns with Hannibal Rector""
"Barry Cryer: "What's Up Flock?""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Seven Deadly Synods with Charlie Chaplain, James Dean, Richard Prior, Russ Abbot as Captain Kirk, and not forgetting Nicholas Parsons... on second thoughts, you can forget Nicholas Parsons""
"Graeme Garden: "A Fistful of Dog-Collars""
"Willie Rushton: "All Quiet On The Western Font""
"Barry Cryer: "The High and The Mitre""
"Graeme Garden: "Alvis Presley in Love Me Fender""
"Barry Cryer: "Cortina Turner in What's Shove Got To Do With It?""
"Graeme Garden: "Bring Me The Head Gasket of Alfredo Garcia!""
"Graeme Garden: "Virginia Mechanic in Lead Free, with Subaru the Elephant Boy""
"Graeme Garden: "Dipstick On Your Collar""
"Willie Rushton: "The Touch Of Hillman Minx""
"Graeme Garden: "One Of Our Airbags Is Nissan""
"Graeme Garden: "Lady Chatterley's Rover""