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April 10, 2026
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"Lori Loughlin - Amanda Reed"
"Conner Rayburn - Zach Greer, Dan & Vicki's son"
"Rita Wilson - Jenna"
"Bernie Mac - Jimmy Lunchbox"
"Matt Dillon - Troop Leader Barry"
"[reading fine print from one of Dan's prescription bottles] Watch out for sudden loss of depth perception?"
"Sit. Stay. Play Dad."
"Whoa, does this drink come with a diving board? It's insane!"
"Life is Not Child-Proof"
"John Travolta - Charlie Reed"
"Robin Williams - Dan Rayburn"
"Four guys from the suburbs hit the road... and the road hit back."
"Four guys. 2000 miles. How wild can it get?"
"Ride hard... or stay home!"
"Tim Allen — Dr. Doug Madsen"
"John Travolta — Woody Stevens"
"Martin Lawrence — Bobby Davis"
"William H. Macy — Dudley Frank"
"Ray Liotta — Jack Blade"
"Marisa Tomei — Maggie"
"Kevin Durand — Red"
"M. C. Gainey — Murdock"
"Jill Hennessy — Kelly Madsen"
"Stephen Tobolowsky — Charley"
"Jason and Randy Sklar — The Deputy Dooble Brothers"
"Kyle Gass — Himself"
"Ty Pennington — Himself"
"A lot can happen on the road to nowhere."