"I love it! That was terrific! Ya see, George. I told you, men do come to my concerts. Well, I really appreciate it and I know somebody else out in the audience that appreciates it too. And that's my mom. Mom, I'll tell you what. Let them hear it from you and I'll play it just for you. Okay, mom?"

"Olivia Munn - Joanna"

"Matt Bomer - Ken"

"Cody Horn - Brooke"

"Alex Pettyfer - Adam "The Kid""

"Channing Tatum - Michael "Magic Mike" Lane"

"LET MAGIC MIKE KEEP YOU WARM THIS WINTER"

"CHANNING TATUM is MIKE"

"THEY ALWAYS AIM TO TEASE"

"WORK ALL DAY. WORK IT ALL NIGHT."

"Will you welcome to the stage, the one, the only... Magic Mike!"

"[to The Kid] You are the husband they never had! You are that dreamboat guy that never came along!"

"How pregnant did you get that girl's mouth last night?"

"Fact is, the law says you cannot touch! [smiles] But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight..."

"Tim Diffee - One Nut Steve"

"Michael Roark - Ryan"

"Betsy Brandt - Banker"

"Wendi McLendon-Covey - Tara"

"Riley Keough - Nora"

"Mircea Monroe - Ken's wife"

"Gabriel Iglesias - Tobias"

"Kevin Nash - Tarzan"

"Adam Rodríguez - Tito"

"Matthew McConaughey - Dallas"

"Joe Manganiello - Big Dick Richie"

"Luis Guzmán - Chino"

"Samuel L. Jackson - Hejira Henry"

"Viola Davis - Moselle"

"Michael Keaton - Ray Niccolette"

"Catherine Keener - Adele"

"Keith Loneker - White Boy Bob"

"Nancy Allen - Midge"

"Isaiah Washington - Kenneth"

"Dennis Farina - Marshall Sisco"

"Albert Brooks - Richard Ripley"

"Don Cheadle - Maurice Miller"

"Steve Zahn - Glenn Michaels"

"Ving Rhames - Buddy Bragg"

"Jennifer Lopez - Karen Sisco"

"George Clooney - Jack Foley"

"[to Glenn, about killing someone] It was worse than you thought it would be, wasn't it? Yeah, you with the bad boys now, baby."

"I've, uh, vertically integrated myself. You know, diversified and shit, and now I'm into the occasional grand larceny, home invasion... shit like that."

"Catherine Zeta-Jones as Helena Ayala"

"Albert Finney as White House Chief of Staff"

"Don Cheadle as Montel Gordon"

"Dennis Quaid as Arnie Metzger"

"I feel like a traitor."

"They say in Latin, "In vino veritas". Wine tells the truth. Use this to write down the addresses of those bastards who killed my captains. And not where they were last week but where they are *now*, where they are this minute, and better yet, where they are going to be tomorrow. You know where they are going to be tomorrow, right?"

"Benicio del Toro as Javier Rodriguez"

"When he loves me like a father, he will never tell anyone he was here. He will freely give us the name of his superiors. Then, when we get to them, they too will give us the names of their superiors. And eventually somebody will get us to Juan Obregón, and when that happens, the Tijuana Cartel will fall."