"Brand names mean something, Nicky. Consumers rely on them to know what they’re getting. They know the company isn’t going to try to fool them with an inferior product. They buy a Ford, they know they’re gonna get a Ford. Not a fuckin' Datsun. Blue Magic that's a brand name; Like Pepsi, that's a brand name. I stand behind it, I guarantee it. They know that even if they don’t know me any more than they know the chairman of General Mills."

"Common (rapper) - Turner Lucas"

"I do pay them, I pay them all. Cops, accountants, lawyers, who don’t I pay? Everybody. I pay them a fortune, it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t satisfy them. The more you pay, the more they expect. You can’t start with them because they can’t stop. It’s like dope. They always want more."

"It’s chaos. Every gorilla for himself."

"Giannina Facio - Maitre D'"

"Kenneth Cranham - Sir Nigel"

"Daniel Mays - Bert, the doorman"

"Rafe Spall - Kenny"

"Isabelle Candelier - Ludivine Duflot"

"Richard Coyle - Amis"

"Albert Finney - Uncle Henry"

"[getting in the wrong side of the car] Bollocks!"

"Everything matures... eventually."

"Marion Cotillard - Fanny Chenal"

"Archie Panjabi - Gemma"

"[To Fanny Chenal] Hello. Oh no, don't worry about me. I'm...I'm the pool man. I do this every Thursday, its just routine maintenance. Its been lovely chatting to you. And,and you are a spectacular vision... Any chance for a rope or a ladder?"

"Morning lab rats."

"I would like a lifetime spent with an irrational and suspicious goddess, some short-tempered jealousy on the side, and a bottle of wine that tastes like you, a glass that's never empty."

"Uh, yes. I'm the temporary custodian of the lime green roller skate, but its a hired car, a rental. It's not for sale."

"I'll give you a tip Bert. Never pat a burning dog."

"Real men don't play bridge."

"Kenny, why don't you go and find some small animals to hurt? I know, find a poodle and punt it off the balcony."

"Francis, I'm a banker. I have no imagination."

"Such a lovely tie. Do tell your mother I admire her taste."

"Kenny, I want the 10 year yield, I want the figures for the Andserson account and I want you to get your scrawny little backside out of my chair. Thank you."

"The only thing right about your intelligence is that its all wrong. But you were always at the back of the Conga line."

"Sometimes it takes a change of scenery to have a change of heart."

"Russell Crowe - Max Skinner"

"Abbie Cornish - Christie Roberts"

"Didier Bourdon - Francis Duflot"

"Freddie Highmore - Young Max Skinner"

"Tom Hollander - Charlie Willis"

"Admit it, Love, this is because I wouldn't shag you at the Christmas Party, isn't it?"

"'Fraid so - be in touch."

"MacDonalds is in Avignon, fish and chips in Marseille. Allez."

"What is it, Major Lawrence, that attracts you, personally, to the desert?... Its clean. I like it because its clean!"

"Well done. Proves the adage that wisdom can be found in the most unlikely places."

"[on the book "Death in Venice"] Given the title, I don't think you'll be surprised by the ending."

"Pardon my lips. They find joy in the most unusual places."

"You'll come to see that a man learns nothing from winning. The act of losing, however, can elicit great wisdom. Not least of which is, uh... how much more enjoyable it is to win. It's inevitable to lose now and again. The trick is not to make a habit of it."

"Once you find something good Max, you need to take care of it. You need to let it grow."

"Boss, why do you keep calling me 'ALF?' Because, as you're an aggressive little f*ck. As your boss and genetic superior, I can call you anything I want."

"I shall have an Eclipse.I'm too impatient to be a wine lover.If I'm gonna get drunk, I don't want to spend all night doing it."

"Oh Henry, Bloody Hell."

"I'll never live this one down."

"Lieutenant, seek life elsewhere."