"[after getting hit in the head by Random Task's shoe] That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot. Who throws his shoe? Honestly. You fight like a woman."

"Jimi Hendrix: Deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin: Deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass: Deceased, ham sandwich."

"Pardon me for being rude."

"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?"

"My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body. I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell her that, because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner-monologue? [beat] I hope I didn't say that out loud just now."

"[at the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers' Club] It's my happening, baby, and it freaks me out!"

"Yeah, baby, yeah!"

"Groovy, baby!"

"Will Ferrell - Mustafa"

"Charles Napier - Commander Gilmour"

"Paul Dillon - Patty O'Brien"

"Mindy Sterling - Frau Farbissina"

"Fabiana Udenio - Alotta Fagina"

"Seth Green - Scott Evil"

"Robert Wagner - Number Two"

"Mimi Rogers - Mrs. Kensington"

"Michael York - Basil Exposition"

"Elizabeth Hurley - Vanessa Kensington"

"Mike Myers - Austin Powers/Dr. Evil"

"Debonair. Defiant. Defrosted."

"Frozen in the 60's... thawing spring '97, baby!"

"If he were any cooler, he'd still be frozen, baby!"

"[last lines; in his frozen chamber at the end of the film] I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers! It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth."

"Gentlemen, it's come to my attention that a breakaway Russian republic, Kreplachistan, is about to transfer a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom for...$1,000,000."

"There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster."

"Throw me a frickin' bone here!"

"[first lines; face not shown] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins. And yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!! [ejecting most of the henchmen, minus Number 2, Frau Farbassina, and Mustafa] Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?! [ejecting again, minus the three same] Mustafa, Frau Farbissina, I spared your lives because I need you to help me rid the world of Britain's top secret agent, the only man who can stop me now. We must kill Austin Powers!"

"Oh, behave!"

"The future is anarchy! I'm talking about lawlessness. I'm talking about the Lebanons of the future. I'm talking about the breakdown of the whole system. The military defending people against people. You won't get your appropriations waving that flag. There's no glory in that kind of warfare."

"He better be making something really cute, or I'm gonna be pissed."

"Earl Holliman — Cookie (the Ship's Cook)"

"Marvin Miller — Robby the Robot (voice)"

"Frankie Darro — Robby the Robot (stunt)"

"Warren Stevens — Lt. 'Doc' Ostrow"

"Jack Kelly — Lt. Jerry Farman"

"Leslie Nielsen — Commander John J. Adams"

"Anne Francis — Altaira Morbius"

"Walter Pidgeon — Dr. Edward Morbius"

"Chief Engineer Quinn: I'll bet any quantum mechanic in the service would give the rest of his life to fool around with this gadget."

"Doc Ostrow: [while showing the captain a plaster cast of a monster foot print] Anywhere in the galaxy this is a nightmare."

"Doc Ostrow: Monsters! Monsters from the id!"