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"Henry Daniell - Sidney Kidd"
"Virginia Weidler - Dinah Lord"
"John Halliday - Seth Lord"
"John Howard - George Kittredge"
"Mary Nash - Margaret Lord"
"Ruth Hussey - Elizabeth 'Liz' Imbrie"
"James Stewart - Macaulay 'Mike' Connor"
"Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Sammantha Lord"
"Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven"
"Broadway's howling year-run comedy hit of the snooty society beauty who slipped and fell - IN LOVE!"
"Uncle Leo's bedtime story for you older tots! The things they do among the playful rich - Oh, boy!"
"[watching the wedding, triumphant] I did it. I did it all!"
"Oh, I wish something would happen! Nothing ever possibly in the least ever happens here!"
"John Malkovich - Alan 'Al' Rockoff, Photographer"
"Joanna Merlin - Schanberg's Sister"
"Nell Campbell - Beth"
"Patrick Malahide - Morgan"
"Graham Kennedy - Dougal"
"Athol Fugard - Dr. Sundesval"
"Bill Paterson - Dr. MacEntire"
"Spalding Gray - United States consul"
"Craig T. Nelson - Major Reeves, Military Attache"
"Julian Sands - Jon Swain"
"Haing S. Ngor - Dith Pran"
"Sam Waterston - Sydney Schanberg"
"Not Sydney Schanberg: Well, it's just too goddamn late, Alan, this country's split apart. We put this ship to sea and it breaks my heart not to help it back to a port, any port."
"I know Sid but what can we do? It could be a bloodbath here. Look, excuse the pun but we're either staying or we're living."
"[reading] Dear sir, My family and I are planning a touring vacation of southeast Asia and anticipate, uh 2 weeks in Cambodia touring the country. Would you please send tour information and brochures? Thanking you in advance, Wendal Payne. Wendal lives in Wisacky, South Carolina."
"What pisses me off is that this country has a lot of faults and a lot of strengths and we have done nothing but play to the faults. I'll tell you Sid I will be damned glad to get out of here. This thing has dragged on too long for it to end in all sweetness and light and after what the Khmer Rouge have been through I don't think they're going to be exactly affectionate toward westerners."
"Anything I eat's gotta be absolutely dead. That is why I can never eat an oyster. I read somewhere that they put that lemon juice on them just to stun them. What's the difference?"
"I can't eat eggs, someone told me they shrink with fright when you cook them."
"They brought in the whole fucking press corps. They want to sanitize the story. Bastards!"
"We must be like the ox, and have no thought, except for the Party. And have no love, but for the Angkar. People starve, but we must not grow food. We must honor the comrade children, whose minds are not corrupted by the past."
"[in his journal while imprisoned] The wind whispers of fear and hate. The war has killed love. And those that confess to the Angkar are punished, and no one dare ask where they go. Here, only the silent survive."
"We are not groupies. Groupies sleep with rock stars because they want to be near someone famous. We are here because of the music, we inspire the music. We are Band Aids."
"Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs"
"Jimmy Fallon - Dennis Hope"
"Anna Paquin - Polexia Aphrodisia"
"Fairuza Balk - Sapphire"
"Zooey Deschanel - Anita Miller"
"Patrick Fugit - William Miller"
"Jason Lee - Jeff Bebe"
"Kate Hudson - Penny Lane"
"Frances McDormand - Elaine Miller"
"Where and when does this "real world" occur?"
"Billy Crudup - Russell Hammond"
"Dennis Hope: If you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to be a rock star at age fifty, then you are sadly, sadly mistaken."
"Don't take drugs!"
"[to her class] Rockstars have kidnapped my son."
"Look at this: an entire generation of Cinderellas and there's no glass slipper."