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"Kareem Abdul-Jabbar … Monster Shouter"
"Shawnee Smith … Julie Lawry"
"Kellie Overbey … Dayna Jurgens"
"Bridgit Ryan … Lucy Swann"
"Max Wright … Dr. Herbert Denninger"
"Peter Van Norden … Ralph Brentner"
"Bill Fagerbakke … Tom Cullen"
"Rob Lowe … Nick Andros"
"Ray Walston … Glen Bateman"
"Adam Storke … Larry Underwood"
"Corin Nemec … Harold Lauder"
"Miguel Ferrer … Lloyd Henreid"
"Ossie Davis … Judge Richard Farris"
"Ruby Dee … Mother Abagail Freemantle"
"Laura San Giacomo … Nadine Cross"
"Jamey Sheridan … Randall Flagg"
"Molly Ringwald … Frannie Goldsmith"
"Gary Sinise … Stu Redman"
"[about to kiss Sheila] Gimme some sugar, baby."
"Ted Raimi - Cowardly Warrior/Second Supportive Villager/S-Mart Clerk"
"Patricia Tallman - Possessed Witch"
"Bridget Fonda - Linda"
"Michael Earl Reid - Gold Tooth"
"Timothy Patrick Quill - Blacksmith"
"Richard Grove - Duke Henry the Red"
"Ian Abercrombie - Wiseman"
"Marcus Gilbert - Lord Arthur"
"Embeth Davidtz - Sheila"
"It's a trick. Get an axe."
"Bruce Campbell - Ashley J. "Ash" Williams/"Evil Ash""
"In an age of darkness, at a time of evil... When the world needed a hero, what it got was him."
"How can you destroy an army that's already dead?"
"They're looking for a few dead men."
"Sound the trumpets, raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile."
"Foretold by a mystical book. Forewarned by a wiseman. Fulfilled by a wiseguy."
"Get ready. Get set. Get dead."
"They move. They breathe. They suck."
"1 man, 1 million dead, the odds are just about even."
"Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas"
"[after being burned and reduced to a skeleton by Ash] I got a bone to pick with you!"
"[fighting Ash] I'll spoil those good looks!"
"OOH, YOU MISERABLE BAGS OF BONES! PICK YOURSELVES UP, AND SALLY Fagghh- [jaw dislocates; he relocates it] SALLY Fagghh- [jaw dislocates again; he relocates it again] ...sally forth."
"Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son of a bitch that ever died in battle!"
"How about some hot chocolate? huh?"
"[Last Lines (Director's Cut)] Oh God...! No! NO! I SLEPT TOO LOOOOOOONG!!!!!!"
"[Last Lines (Theatrical Cut)] Hail to the king, baby!"
"All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my 'BOOMSTICK!' [continuing nonchalantly] It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... YA GOT THAT?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates even touches me... [yells, shoots at the pit Deadite, then shoots again]"
"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. [spits out grape seed] Blow."
"Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"
"[final monologue] Sure I could've stayed in the past. Could've even been king. But in my own way, I am king."