"...do not be impressed by the imprint of a famous publishing house or the volumes of an author's publications. Bear in mind that Einstein needed only seventeen pages for his contribution which revolutionized physics, while there are graphomanics in asylums who use up mounds of paper every day. Remember that publishers want to keep the printing presses busy and do not object to nonsense if it can be sold."

"Nonsense is socially OK, but not stupidity."

"Probably the best nonsense poetry is produced gradually and accidentally, by communities rather than by individuals."

"Undergraduates owe their happiness chiefly to the consciousness that they are no longer at school. The nonsense which was knocked out of them at school is all put gently back at Oxford or Cambridge."

"Any bit of nonsense can be computerized—astrology, biorhythms, the I Ching—but that doesn’t make the nonsense any more valid."

"No one is exempt from talking nonsense; the misfortune is to do it solemnly."

"One bright day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys began to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policemen heard the noise, and came to save the two dead boys. If you don't believe me, well it's true, ask the blind man: he saw it all too."

"There's a skin without and a skin within, A covering skin and a lining skin, But the skin within is the skin without Doubled and carried complete throughout."

"From the Squirrel skin Marcosset Made some mittens for our hero. Mittens with the fur-side inside, With the fur side next his fingers So's to keep the hand warm inside."

"The two most precious things this side the grave are our reputation and our life."

""Thou shalt not get found out" is not one of God's commandments, and no man can be saved by trying to keep it."

"Convey a libel in a frown, And wink a reputation down!"

"Guard yourself against accusations, even if they are false; for the multitude are ignorant of the truth and look only to reputation. In all things resolve to act as though the whole world would see what you do; for even if you conceal your deeds for the moment, later you will be found out. But most of all will you have the respect of men, if you are seen to avoid doing things which you would blame others for doing."

"Reputation is but a synonyme of popularity: dependent on suffrage, to be increased or diminished at the will of the voters."

"Reputations, like beavers and cloaks, shall last some people twice the time of others."

"That man is thought a dangerous knave, Or zealot plotting crime, Who for advancement of his kind Is wiser than his time."

"Nemo me lacrymis decoret, nec funera fletu. Faxit cur? Volito vivu' per ora virum."

"Denn ein wanderndes Mädchen ist immer von schwankendem Rufe."

"Ich hulte nichts von dem, der von sich denkt Wie ihn das Volk vielleicht erheben möchte."

"How many worthy men have we seen survive their own reputation!"

"See that your character is right, and in the long run your reputation will be right."

"It is a maxim with me that no man was ever written out of reputation but by himself."

"Honesta fama melior pecunia est."

"The things people say of a man do not alter a man. He is what he is. Public opinion is of no value whatsoever. Even if people employ actual violence, they are not to be violent in turn. That would be to fall to the same low level. After all, even in prison, a man can be quite free. His soul can be free. His personality can be untroubled. He can be at peace. And, above all things, they are not to interfere with other people or judge them in any way. Personality is a very mysterious thing. A man cannot always be estimated by what he does. He may keep the law, and yet be worthless. He may break the law, and yet be fine. He may be bad, without ever doing anything bad. He may commit a sin against society, and yet realise through that sin his true perfection."

"Negligere quid de se quisque sentiat, non solum arrogantis est, sed etiam omnino dissoluti."

"To be pointed out with the finger."

"Fame's a weed, but repute is a slow-growing oak, and all we can do during our lifetimes is hop around like squirrels and plant acorns."

"No book was ever written down by any but itself."

"Good name in man and woman, dear my lord, Is the immediate jewel of their souls: Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing; 'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands; But he that filches from me my good name, Robs me of that which not enriches him, And makes me poor indeed."

"The purest treasure mortal times afford Is spotless reputation; that away, Men are but gilded loam or painted clay."

"Reputation is an idle and most false imposition; oft got without merit, and lost without deserving."

"Reputation, reputation, reputation! O, I have lost my reputation! I have lost the immortal part of myself, and what remains is bestial."

"Thy death-bed is no lesser than thy land Wherein thou liest in reputation sick."

"In various talk th' instructive hours they past, Who gave the ball, or paid the visit last; One speaks the glory of the British queen, And one describes a charming Indian screen; A third interprets motions, looks, and eyes; At every word a reputation dies."

"In those days, when people were not wise like you young people, they were content to listen to a tree or a rock in simple openness, just as long as it spoke the truth, but to you, perhaps, it makes a difference who is speaking and where he comes from."

"The art of being able to make a good use of moderate abilities wins esteem and often confers more reputation than real merit."

"I see my reputation is at stake: My fame is shewdly gor'd."

"I have offended reputation, A most unnoble swerving."

"'Tis better to be vile than vile esteem'd, When not to be receives reproach of being;"

"Das Aergste weiss die Welt von mir, und ich Kann sagen, ich bin besser als mein Ruf."

"A man may be reputed an able man this year, and yet be a beggar the next: it is a misfortune that happens to many men, and his former reputation will signify nothing."

"The tree is known by his fruit."

"The blaze of a reputation cannot be blown out, but it often dies in the socket."

"How many people live on the reputation of the reputation they might have made!"

"A lost good name is ne'er retriev'd."

"They please, are pleased, they give to get esteem, Till, seeming blest, they grow to what they seem."

"I do not myself believe much in the comforting theory that posterity is always in the right, and that the reputation neglected to-day will necessarily be established at the end of some vista of to-morrows; it is true that in the long run—the very long run, the run of many centuries—a general tribute is accorded to those worthy reputations which have survived to get it; but we can never know how many have literally perished of neglect."

"The love of esteem is the life and soul of society; it unites us to one another : I want your approbation, you stand in need of mine. By forsaking the converse of men, we forsake the virtues necessary for society; for when one is alone, one is apt to grow negligent; the world forces you to have a guard over yourself."

"Ought I not to have been more careful to win the good opinion of others, more determined to conquer their hostility or indifference? It would have been a joy to me to be smiled upon, loved, encouraged, welcomed, and to obtain what I was so ready to give, kindness and goodwill. But to hunt down consideration and reputation—to force the esteem of others—seemed to me an effort unworthy of myself, almost a degradation."