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April 10, 2026
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"Well what the hell are we supposed to do about it? Six losers against an army of chaos...?! Why doesn't Order send some reinforcement, or something?"
"Oh, piffle!"
"Gnash them snappers, kid; I got a sock that eats like a meal. This putrid, unwashed, puss-soaked, blood-crusted sock was fermenting around a gangrenous stump of a foot for eight and half months. This is the chewiest, smelliest sock you'll ever have the luck to nosh on. And you're just a short Q&A away from suckin' this baby dry!"
"Oh, cry me a river, sister. You blew up the planet with that little experiment of yours!"
"You're gonna hit me, aren't you?"
"This is Mastaba. Lock confirmed - it's him. Take him out."
"What a dissapointment you are! One more failed experiment. When the reactor goes critical, you and this entire base will be disposed of. And soon I shall begin work again on my next test subject... your friend, Doctor Escher. Farewell!"
"When will you die, damn you?"
"Attention, all remaining units. The primary target has reached the Landing Platform. Eliminate the target, and we will return for you if time permits."
"I guess sometimes it can be hard sometimes to tell who your friends are."
"Are you what Mastaba thought to make of me?"
"This is Mastaba. Check out the hole... But proceed with caution."
"Doctor Escher is the one who betrayed you. She is insane. She tried to murder us all. If you see her, protect yourself. Kill her!""
"There is no way to get out of the crater before the reactor goes critical. Unless you surrender, you are dead."
"You people deserve to die for what you did to me!"
"At least when the reactor blows, my death will be quick and painless. I am glad that I could add some small amount of suffering to yours."
"Tell me how to activate the Icarus and I will let you live."
"Send my regards to your friends... when you get there."
"This is Mastaba. Don't touch any artifacts and keep your eyes open for your target."
"Guard the Icarus Project with your life! I will return shortly."
"Listen to me. Save yourself. I am your protector, your creator..."
"I swear that when my time comes, I will not die a puppet like yourself."
"As you're so interested in my work, Doctor Escher... I'm sending my best killing machine to meet you. I'm certain you'll find him quite entertaining."
"I hope Mastaba rewards your loyalty by making you his next subject!"
"That was one sorry excuse for a security robot. Makes a great bonfire, though..."
"You are an instrument of unimaginable power, free of all responsibility for your actions. Accept that reality and revel in your new existence. You are the first of the line. Here is the second. Soon he will join you. He will be as you are now."
"If you've come for the fork, you'll be sorely disappointed."
"I'm sure I'll be joining you and your men in hell very shortly. The reactor's still going critical, and I can't stop it."
"I'm sorry I had to kill you, but I must admit I'm enjoying the silence."
"You are too valuable to die here. You are everything we Mondites dream of becoming. The hope for the future."
"I guess we Mondites aren't one big happy family after all."
"We should not be enemies! We should fight together! I have no wish to harm you!"
"You do not recognize me, but we have already met. I am Doctor Mastaba, your maker. I know you have many questions. Who are you? What have you become? Pursuing these questions will be the death of you."
"All I want is to survive! If we don't work together right now, we're both dead. Your ships were coming to kill me! I had no choice! Stop fighting me! We have to get off this planet NOW!"
"What have you done to me? Tell me, damn you!"
"Who are you? What have you done to me?! I want answers!"
"I shall pattern my life after the random loopings of your entrails."
"You have stolen my body and my mind. I will know why, or I will have your blood."
"Be sure and send my regards to your friends when you get there."
"You stand upon holy ground. It's fitting you should kneel."
"I'm coming for YOU Mastaba. I swear it! I'M COMING FOR YOU!"
"Mastaba stranded you here and left you to die."
"Am I your god because I created you? Or are you my god? For you are the attainment of everything I believe in. I promise you this... we shall find out!"
"Return the fork, or I'll command it to destroy you!"
"Even if you beat me now it doesn't matter once the reactor goes."
"If you only knew what happened here, you'd turn your guns on them instead!"
"You people have worse problems to worry about in this place than me!"
"You're the ones that started this fight... Now I'll finish it!"
"It's a bad idea to get in my way right now."
"I must admit, your persistent will to live is admirable."