"Why, if I had a brain I could... [singing] I could while away the hours, Conferrin' with the flowers, Consultin' with the rain. And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain."

"[last lines] Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home – home! And this is my room – and you're all here – and I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all! And... oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home!"

"There's no place like home; there's no place like home; there's no place like home..."

"Well, I... I think that it... that it wasn't enough to just want to see Uncle Henry and Auntie Em... and it's that if I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own backyard; because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with."

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. We must be over the rainbow!"

"Someplace where there isn't any trouble... [tossing a piece of her cruller to Toto] ...do you suppose there is such a place, Toto? There must be. It's not a place you can get to by a boat or train. It's far, far away... behind the moon... beyond the rain. [singing] Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high, There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby. Somewhere, over the rainbow, skies are blue, And the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true."

"Tim Blake Nelson – Delmar O' Donnell"

"John Turturro – Pete"

"George Clooney – Ulysses ("Ulysses") Everett McGill"

"Sometimes, you have to lose your way to get back home."

"They have a plan, but not a clue."

"Is you is, or is you ain't, my constituency?"

"Well, any human being will cast about in a moment of stress. No, the fact is, they're flooding this valley so they can hydroelectric up the whole durn state. Yessir, the South is gonna change. Everything's gonna be put on electricity and run on a paying basis. Out with old spiritual mumbo-jumbo, the superstition and the backward ways. We're gonna see a brave new world where they run everyone a wire and hook us all up to the grid. Yessir, a veritable age of reason - like they had in France. And not a moment too soon..."

"[Repeated line] Damn, we're in a tight spot!"

"Say, any of you boys smithies? Or, if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgic arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wanderin'?"

"Ray McKinnon – Vernon T. Waldrip Suitor of Penelope"

"Wayne Duvall – Homer Stokes"

"Charles Durning – Governor Menelaus "Pappy" O'Daniel"

"Chris Thomas King – Tommy Johnson"

"Holly Hunter – Penny (Penelope) McGill nee Wharvey"

"John Goodman – Big Dan ("Cyclops") Teague"

"Madeline Kahn - Mrs. White"

"Tim Curry - Wadsworth"

"Eileen Brennan - Mrs. Peacock"

"Seven Suspects, Six Weapons, Five Bodies and Three Endings."

"Murder, madness, mystery, and mayhem. More fun than you can imagine."

"It's Not Just A Game Anymore."

"Lee Ving - Mr. Boddy"

"Colleen Camp - Yvette"

"Lesley Ann Warren - Miss Scarlet"

"Martin Mull - Col. Mustard"

"Michael McKean - Mr. Green"

"Christopher Lloyd - Prof. Plum"

"Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except date rapes and AIDS jokes."

"Greetings and Salutations."

"I say we just grow up, be adults, and die."

"If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host."

"Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count. Everybody's sad...but it's kind of a weird kind of sad. Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul, Ram a brain! I don't know what it's given me, but I have no control over myself when I'm with J.D.! Are we going to prom or to hell?!"

"Dear Diary, Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west... wait east. West! God! I sound like a fucking psycho."

"What is your damage, Heather?!"

"Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, "Yes." I said, "You're beautiful.""

"John Ingle - Principal Gowan"

"Carrie Lynn - Martha 'Dumptruck' Dunnstock"

"Patrick Labyorteaux - Ram Sweeney"

"Lance Fenton - Kurt Kelly"

"Glenn Shadix - Father Ripper"

"Penelope Milford - Pauline Fleming"

"Lisanne Falk - Heather McNamara"

"Kim Walker - Heather Chandler"

"Shannen Doherty - Heather Duke"