"[referring to N. Tropy] Wiped from existence by that pompous peacock?! I'd like to see him try after I shove that tuning fork up his... [interrupted by Coco]"

"It appears we have a common enemy. Perhaps there's a way out of our endless cycle after all. [Crash hugs him] Huh? Okay...um... [sighs] Hm."

"That would be N. Tropy and his precious "Rift Generator"."

"[sadly] "Bad guy"?"

"[points at N. Tropy] N. Tropy!"

"What's the matter? Unable to handle even the simplest of tasks? I no longer have need for our...[pause]...alliance."

"Cortex, you cad! Why did you not see it before? [laughs evilly and aims for Kupuna-Wa]"

"There's another way I can end this cycle of endless fighting between us. I can go back to where it started. I can undo my greatest failure!"

"Bye-bye, bandicoots! [laughing maniacally]"

"[sees Crash and Coco came along with him unnoticeably] You again?! You two are so clingy! Take a hint already!"

"[to his past self] Do you not recognize your own face? I've come from future to warn you! If you try to turn Crash Bandicoot into the General of your army, you will fail! The machine rejects... [interrupted by his past self]"

"Ugh, why won't I listen to me?!"

"[interrupts his past self] I'm you from the future, you idiot! I... [interrupted by his past]"

"Do you have any idea how stubborn I used to be?"

"Hmm. [referring to his past self] I need to stop him from making you. But I can't kill him, because that would kill me. So I guess that means I'll have to kill you! [laughs maniacally]"

"Not like this! [crates fall on him] Doh! Ugh! Oh! Ow! Huh! Augh!"

"Ugh. What are you going to do to me?"

"Hmm. [chuckles] Ahh, peace at last."

"Who's on my super secret personal frequency? What?! Who is this-this impostor?!"

"[interrupts his future self] Fraud! Fiend! N. Brio, alert the guards!"

"Masquerade as me, will you? Well... [interrupted by his future self]"

"[interrupts his future self] I'm not the idiot! You're the idiot, idiot! Get him!"

"[falls briefly] Ugh, ohh. Hmm, must've taken a hit to the old temporal lobe. But a fallen foe can only mean one thing: it came to blows and I WON! [to his future self about Crash] My new General's first order of business will be to dispose of you. [laughs evilly] We're closer than ever before. Quickly, into the Vortex!"

"Failure again!"

"And my potion will make me...ahem...them unstoppable!"

"[to Crash, Coco and Lani-Loli] Friends, I have a fun little game for you to play! I've got a reward for the clever bandicoots who can reach my testing grounds. But you'll have to defeat my deadly diabolical creations along the way! [laughs evilly]"

"Sooo, it's been awhile. Whatcha been up to? Oh, me? Mostly the same: mixing potions, brewing potions, drinking potions, t-t-testing potions."

"This dimension was quite p-p-peaceful when I arrived. Unfortunately, my p-p-potions had some... murderous effects on the inhabitants. [sighs] All the better to test you with! Muahahahaha!"

"[startled by Tawna] Dah!"

"Hmm... that's what I've always liked about you! So dedicated to science. Not like the natives here, unwilling to cooperate with even a single d-d-deadly test."

"I wish I didn't have to resort to live tests for my experiments, but you know: omelets, eggs, super powered potions, marsupia-- uhh, I mean... other animals."

"Oh, look at us, just like the old days... working together against those who keep us down and humiliate us by forcing us to pick out our own birthday card and sign them for him! I mean... he could have at least paid half!"

"I can't say I see the appeal of all the jumping you do... but perhaps I don't have the right body for it ...yet."

"Sometimes, I think you're my only f-f-friends. And then I realize... no, that's right."

"Any guesses on your r-r-reward? I'll give you a hint: it's something you had before! Muahahahaha!"

"Once I perfect my p-p-potion, I'll be strong enough to defeat anyone! Even C-C-C-Corte--ahahahahahahaha! I just need to test my might against... a formidable foe."

"We make a good team. If you survive my trial, I-- uhh... if you enjoy your reward-- we will... make... ad even better team. Uh-huh. Yes."

"Yes, hurry! Your reward is just up ahead!"

"Hmm. Hmm. [laughs maniacally] Oh, good! You've arrived! And now for your reward!"

"Just stay put while I test this!"

"Hold still!"

"For science!"

"Not the face!"

"I just need to know if this is lethal!"

"Stop spinning! You’re making me d-d-d-dizzy!"

"Fly, my gelatinous puppets!"