"Let's just talk about this. I understand where you're coming from I crossed the line. Okay! I crossed the line! But I'm ready to change! I AM ready to change! Please! I didn't mean to hurt you!"

"(last words) I was happy... floating, staring at the stars."

"This is suicide. [Rick Flag: Well, that's kind of our thing.]"

"(last words) I'm a Superhero! I'm a motherfucking su-!"

"I call it Starro the Conqueror!"

"Calendar Man: Hey, Polka-Dot Man! I was hoping you'd entertain my kid's birthday party! YA FUCKIN' PUSSY!!! (laughs maniacally)"

"Aw, fizzle sticks, hold on."

"Emilia Harcourt: Oh, come the fuck on. Bloodsport's got a RAT PHOBIA"

"They're dying to save the world."

"Don't get too attached."

"Alice Braga - Sol Soria"

"Pete Davidson - Richard "Dick" Hertz / Blackguard"

"Peter Capaldi - Dr. Gaius Grieves / The Thinker"

"Michael Rooker - Brian Durlin / Savant"

"Joel Kinnaman as Rick Flag"

"Sylvester Stallone – Nanaue / King Shark"

"John Cena – Christopher Smith / Peacemaker"

"Viola Davis as Amanda Waller"

"[on killing soldiers] I turned them into my mother in my head and killed them."

"Margot Robbie - Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn"

"Idris Elba – Robert DuBois / Bloodsport"

"David Dastmalchian – Abner Krill / Polka-Dot Man"

"New dumb friends!"

"Why would someone put penises all over the beach?"

"Where go, Friends?"

"If I die because I gambled on love, it will be a worthy death."

"Daniela Melchior - Cleo Cazo / Ratcatcher 2"

"[Bloodsport: I'm gonna get you outta here alive.] I’m going to get YOU out of here alive."

"[to Polka-Dot Man] I thought you were the crazy one. [Polka-Dot Man: I am.]"

"I don't like to kill people, but if I pretend they're my mom, it's easy."

"Your mission is to destroy every trace of something known only as Project Starfish."

"What kind of dog do you think it is, mate?"

"[King Shark: Hand.] Yes, that is your hand. Very good."

"All names are letters, dickhead!"

"I wouldn't take such extreme measures if this mission weren't more important than you could possibly imagine. I'm protecting this country. You don't know half of what I would do."

"Are you in or out? Good. Let's meet your team."

"You know the deal. Successfully complete the mission, you get ten years off your sentence. You fail to follow my orders in any way, and I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull."

"(last words) Strewth!"

"[Ratcather 2: I thought you were the crazy one.] I am."

"Jai Courtney - George "Digger" Harkness / Captain Boomerang"

"So smart, Me. Enjoy book so much."

"Nanaue's the strongest member of your team. You need him to get into Jotunheim."

"Did anyone check on whether Weasel could SWIM?!"

"We find out you have personalized license plates, you die."

"I didn't pick the damn team!"

"I love the rain, it's like angels are splooging all over us!"

"Oh, my God! Is it a werewolf?"

"Nanaue, stay off the comm!"

"I'm sorry. Recently, I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend, I'd be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing, and murder them. Killing kids? Kind of a red flag."

"Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection? [Amanda Waller: No.]"