First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Hilary Haag - Menchi"
"Monica Rial - Hyatt"
"Larissa Wolcott - Excel (eps 14-26)"
"Jessica Calvello - Excel"
"Jason Douglas - Il Palazzo"
"Dave: [In response to an American panellist saying, "If [Australians] don't vote, you get fined."] Yeah, and if you don't vote you get George Bush!"
"Wil: [Politically correct version of 'baa, baa black sheep'] Blah, blah, blah. I hate myself Pass the weed. I have to testify in court."
"Osama Bin Ladin hiding in hole: Not sure how he got to Tasmania"
"George Bush discovers Bird Flu: Decides to invade Turkey"
"Pope ponders evolution: Hmmm, no."
"The Glass House finally removed from detention centres: refugees happy, now think that torture is over."
""Will Anderson to write and star in a comedy show with Rove: Australian comedy dies" (September 25, 2004)"
""Two Australians Kidnapped in Iraq: Unfortunately not Will Anderson" (September 17, 2004)"
""Dicko boycotts ARIAs: No one gives a shit" (September 25, 2004)"