"Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog, Rowlf the Dog, Dr. Teeth, The Swedish Chef, The Newsman, Waldorf, Ernie, Bobo the Bear, Lubbock Lou, Jim the Dog, Clyde, Baby Kermit and Baby Rowlf"

"Frank Oz - Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, Gramps, Sam the Eagle, Marvin Suggs, Bert, Cookie Monster, Baby Fozzie, Baby Piggy and Bear"

"Jerry Nelson - Camilla the Chicken, Crazy Harry, Floyd Pepper, Slim Wilson, Pops, Lew Zealand and Bear"

"Richard Hunt - Scooter, Janice, Beaker, Bubba, Bear and Baby Scooter"

"Dave Goelz - Bill the Frog, The Great Gonzo, Chester the Rat, Zoot, Bear, Penguin, Beauregard, Luncheon Counter Monster, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Baby Gonzo"

"Steve Whitmire - Rizzo the Rat, Statler, Lips, Zeke, Gill the Frog, Dog and Bear"

"Bruce Hall - Masterson the Rat"

"Kathryn Mullen - Jill the Frog, Bear"

"Karen Prell - Yolanda the Rat, Beth Bear, Frank the Dog and Bear"

"Brian Muehl - Tattooey the Rat"

"Frances Bergen - Mr. Winesop's receptionist"

"Art Carney - Bernard Crawford"

"James Coco - Mr. Skeffington"

"Dabney Coleman - Murray Plotsky/Martin Price"

"Gregory Hines - a roller skater"

"Mayor Edward I. Koch - himself"

"John Landis - Leonard Winesop"

"Linda Lavin - Kermit's doctor"

"David Lazer - Sardi's customer"

"Liza Minnelli - herself"

"Vincent Sardi, Jr. - himself"

"Brooke Shields - Pete's Diner patron"

"Victor Garber - Brian Spiro"

"Rubén Blades - Angie's dad"

"Blake McGrath - Acrobat"

"Paula Garcés - Janice"

"Kathryn Grody - Mrs. Corman"

"Mary Alice - Mrs. Gordon"

"David Huddleston - Mr. Corcoran"

"David Krumholtz - Barry Corman"

"Nathan Lane - Ed Chapman"

"Cyndi Lauper - Geena Briganti"

"Christina Vidal - Angie Vega"

"Michael J. Fox - Michael "Mikey" Chapman"

"Aida Turturro - Officer Moran"

"Christine Baranski - Carol"

"Kevin Zegers - Little Mikey"

"Mandy Patinkin - Irate Man"

"Carol: Oh, I can't wait to get back to Connecticut."

"How much of this crap do I have to eat anyway? What am I? Jobe?"

"[after seeing Angie for the first time] Va Va Va Vroom. Well, Hello Dolly!"

"[after vomiting in a hat] Never again. From now on, it's only Kosher Franks."

"Sunburst Cookies just light up my day!"

"But that's what show business is all about. Acting like an idiot. It's not you, you're just doing your job. You know what I mean. Look at it this way, most people feel like idiots most of the time. But they don't get paid for it."

"Any chance for getting time off for good behavior?"

"Kathy Griffin as Female Armed Guard"

"Ray Liotta as Gate Guard"

"Rob Schneider as UFO Mania TV Producer"

"Jeffrey Tambor as K. Edgar Singer"