"Ah-ha! Now I've got the drop on you with MY disintegrating pistol! And brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates! [pulls trigger; the pistol disintegrates] Heh, what do you know...It disintegrated. [Marvin shoots at him] -- Duck Dodgers In The 24 1/2th Century"

"Yeah. Cute like a stomach pump!"

"Oh, boy, hunting season again. This year, I'll bag me a four-point grizzly bear or my name's not Fearless Daffy Duck greatest of the present-day hunters. -- Suppressed Duck"

"Shhh! I’m forming a Secret Alliance! Like I said, we vote off everyone else until we're the only ones left! Secret alliance for eternity. Then, I'll dump these losers. I'm winning the whole thing. --Toon Marooned: Survival of the Dimmest"

"Daffy: You wasted a wish! I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose! Speedy Gonzales: (the burrito appears on his nose) Help! Get it off. I can't breathe nothing but burrito! Daffy: Well Sam, it looks like we'll have to use your wish to get the burrito off his nose. It's the only humane thing to do. Sam? Sam? Yosemite Sam: Too late, Duck, I already wished for a pirate ship. After I sinks a certain pesky rabbit, I'll come back and pick you up! Daffy: Oooooh! You're despicable! - Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island"

""Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys!" - Space Jam"

""Sell my Warner Brothers stock! I got an inside tip that Bugs Bunny's about to die!" - Looney Tunes: Back in Action"

""Oh, fear clutches my breast!" - Space Jam"

""That's the last time I work with somebody with a speech impediment!" - Who Framed Roger Rabbit"

"Daffy: Say, that's the stuff from my office. Mr. Warner: You don't have an office. Mr. Warner's Brother: Not any more. Daffy: Symbolically, this is bad. Please, Brother? Other Brother? Icy she-wolf? Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire. Kate: Let me escort you out. Daffy: Wait! I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing and butt-kissing yet! I'm still begging here! - Looney Tunes: Back in Action"

""We've got to get a new agent. We're getting screwed!" - Space Jam"

"Daffy: Don't let it worry ya, Skipper. I'm just a crazy, darn fool duck. Hoo-hoo Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo... - Porky's Duck Hunt"

"Starting from where we are we go 33,600 turbo miles due up. Then west in an arc-deviation to here. Then following the Great Circle several radiolubes south by down-east. By astro-astroble to here, here, and here, then by space navigal compass to here, here and then to here, and here. By thirteen point strato-cumulus going four million light years and THUS to our destination. - Duck Dodgers In The 24 1/2th Century"

"There's going to be a sneak preview, and the sneaks aren't going to like it! -- Drip-Along Daffy"

"Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers, and gun powder, and cordite. I'm an elk! Shoot me! Go on!! It's elk season! I'm a fiddler crab. Why don't you shoot me?! It's fiddler crab season! [to himself] What have I done? When did I take the wrong turn? -- Duck! Rabbit! Duck!"

"OOOOOOH NOOOOOO! OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO! Sittin' on eggs is out! O-W-T Out!""

"Silence is Foo!"

""Is that all"?! There was nothing for the Scarlet Pumpernickel to do...but blow his brains out, which he did. [BANG!!] It's getting so you have to kill yourself to sell a story around here! -- The Scarlet Pumpernickel"

"Ya to be drawn and quartered!"

"Oh, the little man from the draa-aaa-ft board he is coming to see me. Oh, the little man from the dee-de-du-DRAFTBOARD!?! -- Draftee Daffy"

"Can you imagine anything so ridiculous as majority rule? - Daffy Duck for President"

"Oh, ooh, I'm just shivering to destruction"

"Oh, people call me Daffy, they say that I am gooney. Just because I'm happy is no sign I'm Looney Tuney. When they call me nutsy, that sure gives me a pain. Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain. Oh, you can't bounce a meatball, though try with all your might. Turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite! Good evening, frieeeeeeeends... -- Boobs in the Woods"

"Awww! But, Honeybunch! Sittin' on eggs is sissy-stuff! - Quackodile Tears"

"[After not being fooled by a fake female duck] 'Taint funny, McGee!"

"Come on!! Challenge ME!!"

"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich. - Ali Baba Bunny"

"Daffy Duck he had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on this farm he had an igloo, E I...E...I...O? - Duck Amuck"

"Don't beat me, massah! Don't whip dis poor ol' body! No!"

"Don't shush me!! I'LL MAKE ALL THE NOISE I WANNA!!! -- Daffy Duck Hunt"

"Don't stir yourself, sir! I'll muzzle that inebriated canary! - A Pest in the House"

"Drip-Along Daffy's 'ma name! [men quietly play cards, unaware of Daffy's pronoucements] Anybody care to shoot it out? Man to man? Under western skies? West of the Pecos? Tumbleweeds at ten paces? [starting to realize no one is caring] Ten thousand head the cattle? [with less and less conviction] Cut 'em off at the pass? Prairies? Lariats? [after a pause] Anyone for tennis? [no reaction] Anybody? [changing to personal enjoyment] Well, reckon I'll have me a little bracer! - Drip-Along Daffy"

"Gad! This comic's a real page turner. It's thlopping over with gripping suspense."

"Gee! Thanks, chum. How'd ya know I like lollipops?"

"Get me a proctologist right away!"

"Gruesome, isn't it?"

"I got him now, I got him now! HEY, BUB, YOU NEED A HOUSE TO GO WITH THIS DOOR-KNOB!! -- The Stupor Salesman"

"HEY! What's the matter with me? I'M DUCK TWACY!!! Now to find the gangsters' hideout! - The Great Piggy Bank Robbery"

"Ha ha, it's me again! WOO HOO WOO HOO! - Daffy Duck in Hollywood"

"HO! HA HA! GUARD! TURN! PARRY! DODGE! SPIN! HA! THRUST! [WHACK! His bill bends upwards] - Robin Hood Daffy"

"Hocus pocus. Flippety flam. A razzamatazz and ALACAZAM!!"

"Hoo-Hoo, Hoo-Hoo!"

"H-Y-M-I-E! H-Y-M-I-E! H-Y-M-I-E!! H-Y-M-I-E!! H-Y-M-I-E!! HYMIE!!! - Daffy Duck Slept Here"

"I am a duck bent on self-preservation. -- Duck! Rabbit! Duck!"

"I can't stand pain, it hurts me! -- The Abominable Snow Rabbit"

"I'm allergic to pain, save me!"

"It's mine, ya understand? Mine, MINE, all MINE!, get back in there!, down down down!, go go go!, mine mine mine! MWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -- Ali Baba Bunny"

"I'm rich! I'm a happy miser! -- Ali Baba Bunny"

"I can't help it. I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby. Save me! -- Ali Baba Bunny"

"Oh, a hunter doesn't worry me, Woo Hoo Hoo, Woo Hoo Hoo! A Hunter doesn't worry me because I'm Daffy Duck When a hunter shoots his gun at me, A BANG BANG BANG [tap tap tap] When a hunter shoots his gun at me, he's just out of luck!"