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April 10, 2026
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"Why are the world's chief assassins after Inspector Clouseau? Why not? Everybody else is."
"The newest, pinkest Panther of all!"
"Who is this man? And what is he doing? Who cares? But don't miss my new movie..."
"Nothing worthwhile is ever easy; that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded."
"Compared to Clouseau, this doomsday machine is a water pistol!"
"Until we meet again and the case is solv-ed."
"Good evening, commissioner. How are you, how is madame and all the little commissioners?"
"Louis Mustillo - Sharpe"
"Kiele Sanchez — Mrs. Goodman"
"Ted Ludzik — Bellini"
"Zach Mills — Eric Applebaum"
"Jason Bateman — Henry "Mutant" Weston"
"Natalie Portman — Molly Mahoney"
"Dustin Hoffman — Edward Magorium"
"If you don't believe . . . You will."
"You have to believe it to see it."
"All stories, even the ones we love, must eventually come to an end and when they do, it's only an opportunity for another story to begin."
"Light bulbs die, my sweet. I will depart."
"Unlikely adventures require unlikely tools."
"Pretty impressive ball, isn't it?"
"Some are important documents, others maybe doodles I never framed. I can't tell the difference."
"I fell so completely in love with these shoes, I bought enough pairs to last my whole lifetime. This is my last pair."
"[Epitaph on the gravestone] Mr. Magorium, toy impresario, wonder aficionado and avid shoe wearer."
"Doug Bradley - Pinhead"
"Anna Tolputt - Allison"
"Henry Cavill - Mike"
"Khary Payton - Derrick"
"Christopher Jacot - Jake"
"Katheryn Winnick - Chelsea"
"Lance Henriksen - The Host"
"Burning With Evil."
"Evil Goes Online."
"You still don't understand, do you? There is no way out for you, Chelsea. Oh, what wonders we have to show you."
"You know what makes my revenge so sweet?... It's because I beat you guys at your own game!"
"Like a bad horror movie, isn't it?"
"Your dream is over! Your nightmare is about to begin!"
"Thirsting for more? How about some pain!"
"You and your friends have been six feet under since this party began!"
"If you need anything, scream!"
"Georgina Rylance - Marla"
"Marc Warren - Joey"
"Simon Kunz - Charles Richmond"
"Paul Rhys - Winter"
"Kari Wuhrer - Amy Klein"
"Don't you think for a second you are not in danger!"
"Dreams are fleeting. Only nightmares last forever!"
"You opened the box and your soul belongs to me."
"Kaaren de Zilva - Sage"
"Jody Thompson - Tawny"