"Hey, Bats. I know you can hear me. I've got a little something for you to listen to. Harley and Frank are nearly out of the building with the old man. How are they going to get past all those guards? Let's have a listen, shall we?"

"I'm sorry. I've looked everywhere, but I can only find his head! I'll get back to you when I find the rest of him."

"If I see you trying to follow me, he dies. Harley's looking forward to it. Maybe I'll film it and post it on the internet."

"Oh, I forgot to say. Just in case you were planning on following me, I've arranged a little insurance. Gordon is on his way to Harley as we speak."

"Silly Bat! I don't want to escape. I'm having way too much fun. I even have you here to keep a smile on my face."

"You were expecting maybe Two-Face?"

"Having a little trouble up there?"

"You're getting too predictable, Bats! Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a party to organize. I've got guests flying in from all over Arkham. You'll see."

"Knock me off, I dare you! End this, pull the plug, stop me once and for all."

"Welcome to the madhouse, Batman! I set a trap, and you sprang it gloriously!"

"Tell me something, Harleen. Have YOU ever had a really bad day?" [Dr. Harleen Quinzel]"

"Oh, nothing much. Hundreds dying in pain and fear. All their meaningless lives brought to a horrifying conclusion. All thanks to you and a book of matches. Was that the answer you wanted?"

"Oh, Frankie! You really should learn to keep that fat mouth of yours shut. It'll get you into trouble!"

"Ha ha! The night is young, Bats. I still have a trick or two up my sleeve. I mean, don't you think it's a little bit funny how a fire at Blackgate caused hundreds of my crew to be moved here?"

"Whee! Great night for a party!"

"That reminds me. I really need to get me some new shoes. [After encountering Killer Croc]"

"Can you smell the excitement in the air? No? Huh. Must have been one of the guards then. Croc old boy, is that you? [Killer Croc]"

"Need to take my temperature? I'd be happy to drop my pants."

"Boo! [Laugh]"

"I'm telling you, the state of the wiring in these federal facilities is shocking. My boys over there could have been hurt in that unfortunate fire. [Blackgate Prison]"

"Oh, it's my favorite show. "I'm Warden Idiot." "You'll never escape. "[Pulls funny face while speaking and laughs]"

"'What's up, doc? Pencil me in for tomorrow at four. We've got a lot of catching up to do. [Dr. Penelope Young]"

"There'll be time enough for you later, Cash. Speaking of time, tick, tock, tick, tock. Is that a crocodile I hear? [Aaron Cash]"

"Ooo, whatcha sneak in with you, Bats? C'mon. Tell me, tell me! Batarangs? Batclaws? Ooo, Bat snacks?"

"Y'know what? I preferred the good ol' cavity search. Much more personal."

"Oh, it's always nice to return to my sweet little hausenda!"

"Look at all this new security. How's a guy supposed to break out of here?"

"Sharpie loves his cameras. Hey, Sharpie! You getting my good side? But heck, they're all good, aren't they?"

"Not so tight, boys. You'll crease the suit. [Strapped to a gurney]"

"Really, I don't mind walking! [Taken by Arkham Guards]"

"Yo, Frank-ay. How's the wife and kids. Ya miss me? [Frank Boles]"

"Hey, Sharpie! Love what you've done with the place! [Warden Quincy Sharp]"

""Stand back, fool! I've got a bomb...Oh, right. Heh, heh, heh..." [Remembered why Batman captured him]"

"My heart scares you, and a gun doesn’t?"

"THAT is childhood trauma right there."

"This old man looks like he's gonna pee himself. Someone bring me a bucket."

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

"I am Vengeance!"

"I'm Batman."

"I'm fine. I eat punks like these for breakfast."

"The shadows betray you because they belong to me."

"I was wondering what would break first — your spirit…or your body."

"Greetings, Gotham. This is the voice of your new master. Oh, hang on...I've skipped a bit!"

"Oh, boo! You win again, Bats. Well, savor it. I'll get you next time."

"I like you boys. What you lack in brains, you make up in heart. Oh, and speaking of heart… bring me Batman's."