"[Speaking as an actor on the show.] It's all true. It’s all real. Nothing here is fake. Nothing you see on this show is fake. It’s merely controlled."

"[Christof looks in a monitor & sees Truman sailing on the sea] Where you going, Truman?"

"I am the creator... of a television show"

"I've given Truman the chance to lead a normal life. The world, the place you live in is the sick place. Seahaven is the way the world should be."

"That's our hero shot."

"Cue the sun!"

"If his was more than just a vague ambition, if he [Truman] was absolutely determined to discover the truth, there's no way we could prevent him."

"We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented, it's as simple as that."

"[After credits at end of movie] ,"I knew this show was fake from the start, it was my incredible acting that fooled everyone""

"[watching himself in the mirror in the bathroom] I here by proclaim this planet as Trumania of the Burbank Galaxy!"

"You never had a camera in my head!"

"[after startling two control room directors by seemingly talking to them, then easing their concerns by seeming to revert back to his eccentricity, whilst they look at their notes temporarily] That one's for free."

"[to Meryl who is threatening him with a kitchen utensil] What are you gonna do? Slice me, dice me or peel me? There are so many choices."

"[Sailing away in the artificially roughened winds and seas] Is that the best you can do? You're gonna have to kill me! [sings] What do ya do with a drunken sailor? What do ya do with a drunken sailor? What do ya do with a drunken sailor ear-lye in the mor-nin'!"

"Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!"

"The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm!"

"You can't get any further away, before you start coming back."

"Good morning, and in case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"

"So you got three melons?"

"Kristen Johnston — Sylvia"

"Alan Tudyk — Dab the Dodo"

"Tara Strong — Roshan, Start child"

"Laurie Bagley — Jennifer"

"Jane Krakowski — Rachel"

"Alan Tudyk — Lenny, Dab, Freaky Animal"

"Diedrich Bader — Oscar"

"Chris Wedge — Scrat, Dodo"

"Stephen Root — Frank, Papa Start"

"Cedric the Entertainer — Carl"

"Jack Black — Zeke"

"Goran Višnjić — Soto"

"Denis Leary — Diego"

"John Leguizamo — Sid"

"Ray Romano — Manny"

"Ice Age is coming"

"They came. They thawed. They conquered."

"Licensed To Chill"

"Sub-Zero Heroes"

"The Coolest Event In sixteen thousand Years."

"Zowie Polie and Manny"

"Oh, carnivores have all the fun."

"Uh-huh. We’ll just take our furry piñata and go if you don’t mind."

"No, Carl. The tiger beat up us to him!"

"All but one."

"Go ahead. Dig in."

"Went this way! Over here."

"Hey, you overgrown weasel. Wait till we get down there."

"Come on, you’re making a scene."

"Save it for a mammal that cares."

"A dandelion! I thought the frost wiped 'em all out."