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"Drive yourself insane tonight, it's not that far away, and I just filled up your tank earlier today."
"You had time to waste, and I'm not sorry. Such a basket case, hide the cutlery."
"So what do you say, your coffin or mine?"
"And all that followed fell like mercury to hell."
"Same place, same hello, same goodbye. Helps you pick through beat up insides."
"Were you planning on staying forever? You don't fit in this hole, or don't you remember?"
"You know all my favorite singers have stolen all of my best lines."
"Believe in what I am, because it's all I have today, and tomorrow who knows where we'll be."
"You went out with a bang when you took with you all my dreams underground."
"I remain free from all the comforts of home, and where that is, I'm pleased as piss to say I'll never really know."
"What's upside down? What's coated in silver? This crucifix is my four leaf clover."
"You had nine lives and one by one you chewed them up."
"Dream a good one tonight, I'll listen to the bad ones when they come."
"I don't blame you for walking away; I'd do the same if I saw me. I swear it's not contagious."
"Never had a drink that I didn't like. Got a taste of you, threw up all night."
"You have every right to be this appalled with me, join the club. I signed up a long time ago, and I know how you feel."
"If it was up to me, I'd never have to miss you."
"Did I remember to sleep in? Take lots of pills? Commit irreversible sins?"
"I'll drink this beer and write in fear of a song everybody hates."
"A little something like this is way too big to miss."
"If assholes could fly, this place would be busier than O'Hare."
"That self-pity shit is just too hard to resist."
"It's a valid reason for every drink, and a new tattoo is a new reason to think."
"He likes to pretend that he's all sewn up; it makes for a much stronger case, but there's blood underneath that skin, and that scar's not so easy to erase."
"Why is it that you had to say goodbye in your special way? You slashed the tires on my car."
"I have no desire to see through my own eyes anymore."
"I guess I should be one to talk; there's nights that I can't even walk, there's days I couldn't give a fuck, and in between is where I'm stuck."
"It's better now to be alive, sleeping is my 9 to 5, I'm having nightmares all the time of running out of words that rhyme."
"At the right place at the right time, I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine."
"I've got it now, a thorn in my side the size of a Cadillac. Drive it through, cause backing up now would be next to impossible."
"And we laid in my bed like a train wreck, and we both got laid like concrete."
"Sorry I'm late, I was out spoiling my liver."
"I need a beer to wash it all away without a trace. And then I'll drink 23 more to wipe this stupid smile off my fucking face."
"Maybe I'll stay down next time I get hit by a train."
"These cuts run deep, these scars are permanent and always on display. This makes things difficult for me."
"One thing that I've never said, I'm truly happy in my heart and in my head."
"At least we're still friends. At least we're still alive."
"Take your wings outside, you can't fly in here."
"I've got a big fat fucking bone to pick with you my darling, in case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying."
"Shaking like a dog shitting razorblades; waking up next to nothing."
"But then she went away and she's not coming back, and I'm pretty sure that boy is staying in tonight."
"Sorry I don't even know your name. I guess for me it's easy this way."
"All that evil shit's not hard to find. I guess I only claim to be nice."
"Nothing to see here but the rain; there's nothing to hold you but the flames."
"I see you've brought your bedroom eyes. Not assuming you want to keep 'em. I'm assuming you reckon you won't."
"Fuck you Aurora, you took my only friend. You won't catch me behind the wheel of a Chrysler ever again."
"You have to be the cutest gravedigger I've ever seen."
"My my, what a mess we've made of our pretty little heads these days."
"We've talked so much I think we filled this ashtray twice."
"Lower than piss. Have you ever felt like this? Judging by your eyes like crystal balls, Madam Me is predicting that your answer will be yes."