"[to the tune of the Spider-Man theme] Doo-be do. Doo-be do. Yub-yub, doo-bee do, doo-bee-do. Watch out! Here comes the Spider-Man! You like my new toy? Cost me a fortune, but hey, can't take it with you, right? You came all this way. Watch the test. It's a hell of a freaking light show, you're gonna love this."

"My friends actually call me Liv. My enemies call me Doc Ock."

"My husband, Peter Parker, was an ordinary person. He always said it could've been anyone behind the mask. He was just the kid who happened to get bit. He didn't ask for his powers, but he chose to be Spider-Man. My favorite thing about Peter is that he made us each feel powerful. We all have powers of one kind or another. But in our own way. We are all Spider-Man. And we're all counting on you."

"Peter knew how dangerous the job was. But he figured the only one who could stop this guy was Spider-Man."

"Miles, it's your dad. Please open the door. Miles, I can see your shadow movin' around. Yeah, okay, I get it. I get it. You're still ignoring me. Look, can we talk for a minute? Something... Something happened to... Look, sometimes people drift apart, Miles. And I don't want that to happen to us, okay? I know I don't always do what you need me to do or say what you need me to say. I see this spark in you. It's amazing. It's why I push you. But it's yours. Whatever you choose to do with it, you'll be great. Look, call me when you can. Okay? I love you. You don't have to say it back, though."

"[last words to Miles before returning to his universe] I want you to have this. It'll fit in your pocket. That's all folks."

"[against Scorpion] You got a problem with cartoons?"

"Do animals talk in this dimension? 'Cause I don't wanna freak him out."

"Miles, the hardest thing about this job is– you can't always save everybody."

"Can you float in the air at the smell of a delicious pie?"

"My name is Peter Porker. I was bitten by a radioactive pig. I'm a photographer for the Daily Beagle. When I'm not pooching around, I'm working like a dog trying to sniff out the latest story. I frolic, and I dance, and I do this with my pants–"

"[Peter B. Parker: This could literally not get any weirder.] It can get weirder. I just washed my hands, that’s why they’re wet. No other reason."

"[last words before returning to her universe] Thank you, Miles, from both of us."

"Kingpin has a private elevator entrance from his penthouse to the collider below."

"Can you rewire a mainframe while being shot at?"

"My name is Peni Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. I'm from New York in the year 3145. I have a psychic link with a spider who lives inside my father's robot, and we're best friends forever."

"Hi, guys! Konichiwa! Hajimemashite yoroshiku!"

"[last words before returning to his universe] I love you all. I'm taking this cube thing with me. I don't understand it. But I will."

"[while fighting Tombstone] You gonna fight or are you just flappin' gums? Ya hard-boiled turtle slapper!"

"[after Aunt May tells them to take the impending fight outside] We don't pick the ballroom, we just dance."

"It can't be that easy. [cut to them with bowties walking around the party as "staff"] It's that easy."

"Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?"

"My name is (also) Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. In my universe, it's 1933, and I’m a private eye. I like to drink egg creams, and I like to fight Nazis a lot. Sometimes, I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything."