"That's right, race fans! We are moments away from the starting gun, and anticipation here has reached a medically dangerous level. The fifth installment of the great American tradition. Does it get any better than this?"

"Charlie Farrell as J.B., the male Death Race commentator"

"Now, this is all about freedom. The freedom to sit on your big fat butt all day and watch the singly greatest sporting event known to man. Competition. That's what's made this country so great. Welcome to the Death Race!"

"Sandy Ignon as FBI Agent"

"John Landis as Mechanic"

"Wendy Bartel as Laurie"

"Jack Favorite as Henry"

"Darla McDonell as Rhonda Bainbridge"

"Leslie McRay as Cleopatra (Nero's navigator)"

"William Shephard as Pete (Jane's navigator)"

"Roger Rook as Radio Operator"

"Harriet Medin as Thomasina Paine"

"Vince Trankina as Lieutenant Fury"

"Bill Morey as Deacon"

"Paul Laurence as Special Agent"

"And here they are! Welcome to Death Race, the ultimate in auto carnage. One day, 11 drivers, four stages and over 250 live camera feeds."

"Let's talk about the bad boys and girls that run this race. Featuring three-time racer Johnny Law and his monster police cruiser. He's here to protect and serve. Two-time racer the Fireman and his Dodge Ram Hemi. His ax is coming through your door. Queen bitch of the Sprawl, Matilda the Hun, sporting her school bus yellow Econoline van. And first-timer Gipsy Rose in her bad-for-nothing Mini Cooper S. With a face only a mother could love, here's Pierced-Face and his VW Bug. Nazi Bastard and his bloodthirsty truck from hell. Dirt and his Formula 1 War Cycle, counting on speed to keep him alive. Veteran racer Dead Man and his killer hearse. He didn't come here to rest in peace; no, sir. Behind the wheel of her Toyota Celica, virgin racer Cleopatra. And last but definitely least, our resident rat, Sergeant Gibson and his big block Camaro. He's got a bullseye on his back."

"Wendy Dio as Blonde Masseuse"

"Fred Grandy as Herman 'The German' Boch (Matilda's navigator)"

"Death Race is for sociopathic killers. You gotta have gravel in your guts. You have to live for the smell of motor oil and high octane fuel. You gotta love the sound of rubber on asphalt, and the taste of blood in your mouth. And when you go to sleep at night, I mean that deep REM sleep, the sound of bullets whizzing past your head should give you comfort."

"Did you think I wouldn't find out? So tell me, who's hiding behind the mask now, me or you? See you on the starting line."

"Don't pick a fight with Godzilla 'cause you think you know how to throw a punch. Sleep on it. You still want Death Race tomorrow... we'll talk."

"Sometimes I get the feeling that Frank is playing chess... while the rest of us are playing checkers."

"Connor Gibson is not the man we are coming to know. He is a warrior. A very decorated and specialized warrior, known in the shadow world of government killers for his wet work with the CIA. Targeted killing is his forte, and I am his mark. He's here at the behest of Weyland International. Sent here by the fascists from the outside because they think I've gained too much power. They fitted him with a strap, and he hangs around their waist like a hatchet. There's a helicopter ride to freedom waiting for him at the finish line. Tell me, Sergeant, am I wrong?"

"Send me the best you've got, Warden. I'll send them back to you skinned, gutted and quartered."

"If you think you can make a go of it against Frankenstein, you're wrong. I can barely handle him, and I'm three times the man you are."

"Now, give it up for your champion, returning to the track of his seven straight wins, the man who just won't die, Frankenstein!"

"Are you ready, you bloodsuckers?! I can't hear you, you bunch of filthy sissies!!"

"Hi, my fellow citizens of this great country of ours, the United Corporations of America. Why did those Pilgrims land on Plymouth Rock? Because they needed a place to stage the greatest filthy contest known to man!"

"Our first competitor is approaching the starting line. And judging by the smell of burned rubber and brimstone, it can only be Tammy the Terrorist! A three-time veteran of the race, and leader of her own extremely convoluted religion, is this the year Tammy turns prophecy into victory?"

"Welcome to Death Race, streaming live on the Dark Web to over 54 million viewers on 250 live camera feeds. This is the ultimate in vehicular carnage, uncut and totally rad. Stage one: the air field."

"Frankenstein and Benedict Arnold himself, Connor Gibson, battle for the lead. But Gipsy Rose and Johnny Law are hanging around the front of the pack."

"Manu Bennett as "Frankenstein", the cybernetic veteran Death Race champion"

"Nine drivers remain as we enter the Deadlands. Frankenstein, Connor Gibson and Gipsy Rose lead the pack. Buckle up, bitches. The asphalt is running red, and we're just getting warmed up. Stage two: the Deadlands."

"Malcolm McDowell as the Chairman of the United Corporations of America; a parody of Donald Trump complete with a "slight comb-over in his hair.""

"Carle Bensen as Harold (race announcer)"