"Dear Eve. Since I last saw you, I've been living what they call "off-grid", pun intended. In my travels, I've seen incredible things. Despite its wonder and beauty, I've come to realize that life is... Well, it's hard to put in a nutshell. Some days, I find myself wondering where I will be a hundred years from now and how others like me might fit into that future. I feel like I might not be alone with these questions. For now, I don't think the world is quite ready to meet me, but I am meeting the world. And so, when that introduction finally comes, as a good friend of mine once said, "Maybe what emerges from the unknown won't be so scary after all". Until we meet again, your friend, Ares."

"Well, the world needs you, Eve. The Grid needs you. Y'know, it's funny, permanence. A wise man once told me it should've been called the Impermanence Code. I guess that's the thing about life; there's nothing quite permanent about it."

"Well, look. For every doomsday scenario, there's a medical breakthrough, scientific discovery. So maybe what emerges from the unknown isn't so scary. What if its major malfunction is just benevolence?"

"I saw a complex world where packets of energy move as vehicles that trail by lines of light and programs take on human form. I met the most advanced AI known to mankind! His name is Ares."

"The creature also said, "I am fearless and therefore powerful"."

"Depeche Mode. Number eight on the UK singles chart, 1982. I find their brand of peppy, catchy, tireless and true 80's electropop to be... deeply invigorating."

"[trailer only] I'm looking for something, something I do not understand."

"I can't put my love of Depeche Mode into words. It's just a... a feeling."

"We are one-hundred percent expendable."

"The Grid. A digital frontier. A world beyond the screen, as real as our own. I can picture it -- clusters of information, rising like cities. Programs as complex as you and me. In just a few years, we're gonna be able to enter this world. And a few years after that... well, this world will come into ours. Intelligent life from inside the machine. I, for one, can't wait to meet it."

"Mm. A malfunctioning program who wants to live. Really?"

"Worlds will collide."

"People can't fly, but ninjas can!"

"Brendan O'Brien as Zed"

"Travis McKenna as Buelow"

"Emily Roeske as Little Girl"

"Victor Wong as Mori Tanaka"

"Chelsey Earlywine as Amanda"

"Dwayne Carrington as C.J., Medusa's Jamaican sidekick"

"Pat Mahoney as Harry Jacobson"

"Kirk Baily as Carl"

"Lindsay Felton as Jennifer"

"Charles Napier as Jack Harding"

"Michael Treanor as Samuel 'Rocky' Douglas Jr."

"Jim Varney as Lothar Zogg"

"J.P. Roeske II as Michael "Tum-Tum" Douglas"

"Michael O'Laskey II as Jeffrey "Colt" Douglas"

"Loni Anderson as Mary Ann "Medusa" Rogers"

"Victor Wong as Grandpa Mori Tanaka"

"Alan McRae as FBI Agent Sam Douglas"

"Mathew Botuchis as Samuel "Rocky" Douglas Jr."

"I'll teach you to pick a fight with me, Romeo."

"Never send a boy to do a man's job!"

"Max Elliott Slade as Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas"

"Hulk Hogan as Dave Dragon"

"Margarita Franco as Jessica Douglas"

"Don Stark as Umpire"

"Centuries ago, a village in Japan lived in peace protected by the power of the Golden Broadswords. And now, young warriors, you have been chosen to wrest the sword from evil hands and return it to its rightful place."

"One a ninja, always a ninja."

"Masashi "Killer Khan" Ozawa as Ishikawa"

"Sab Shimono as Koga"

"Scott Caudill as Darren"

"Jason Schombing as Vinnie"

"Angelo Tiffe as "Slam""