"From the "Pinky Caruthers Unknown Facts" DVD feature: There is a term sometimes used at the Banzai Institute: The Three Bs, meaning the Bus, the Bath, and the Bed. That is where the greatest discoveries are made in science. When one is at his most relaxed, the most receptive... that is when a foreign consciousness, a "stray bullet" as B. Banzai calls it, may pop into one's head."

"Sign for Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems: The future begins tomorrow."

"Red Lectroid Spaceship PA System: We are not in the Eighth dimension, we are over New Jersey. Hope is not lost."

"Yoyodyne PA System: The only joy is the joy of duty. Work... work... work... Keep your nose to the grindstone."

"Penny Priddy: I think I'm going crazy... Who's that girl, Buckaroo? What's going on around here? You drag me out of jail, you're... you're like Jerry Lewis, you give me hope to carry on, but... then you leave me in the lurch while you strap on your six-guns! What do you want from me, Buckaroo? Who am I?"

"Hospital PA System: Lithium is no longer available on credit."

"Chase One Helicopter Pilot: This is Chase One. We got his tracks. They go right up to a wall of rock. Holy shit!"

"Hellooo, Mr. Secretary! {finger flex}"

"There is little time. You better come quickly if your planet is still important to you."

"Excuse me, Mr. President. Time is short. In order to prevent John Whorfin's escape, my comrades are at this moment takin' up a geostationary position over New Jersey. De situation is explosive!"

"What are you talking about, man? Some kind of race war in New Jersey?"

"Buckaroo, I don't know what to say. Lectroids? Planet 10? Nuclear extortion? A girl named "John"?"

"{reading from a printed form} "Declaration of War... The Short Form"."

"It's not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkeyboy?"

"Put the snot on the track, John O'Connor."

"Let's go back up to my office and talk about this like two reasonable beings."

"{repeated line} BigbooTAY!"

"{moments before dying in a fiery explosion} Banzai! I'll see you in HELL!!!"

"May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined."

"Home. Home is where you wear your hat. "I feel so broke up...I want to go Home!""

"Jesú Christo! (It) [M]ake the ganglia TWITCH!"

"History is'a made at night. Character is what you are in the dark."

"Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife: "Doomed is your soul and damned is your life.""

"Laugh(a) while you can, monkeyboy!"

"{dying words} What are y'all lookin' at? You're on the clock. Let's saddle up, huh?"

"I tell ya, if it ain't one thing, it's another."

"The Four Beauties: Mind, Language, Behavior, and Environment"

"The Three Loves: love of others, the love of justice, and the love of freedom."

"A fool can throw a stone into the water which ten wise men cannot recover."