First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Timothy Webber - Jerome"
"Scott Elrod - Cash"
"John Amos - Buzz Washington"
"James Tupper - Jack Slattery"
"Ty Olsson - Sam"
"Suleka Mathew - Sara Jackson"
"Derek Richardson - Patrick O'Bachelorton"
"Seana Kofoed - Jane"
"Emily Bergl - Annie O'Donnell"
"Anne Heche - Marin Frist"
"Abraham Benrubi - Ben Thomasson"
"Cynthia Stevenson - Celia Bachelor"
"Lauren Tom - Mai Washington"
"Sarah Strange - Theresa Thomasson"
"C.S. Lee - Harry Tang"
"Timothy Dalton - Alexei Volkoff"
"Vik Sahay - Lester Patel"
"Scott Bakula - Stephen J. Bartowski"
"Mark Christopher Lawrence - Michael "Big Mike" Tucker"
"Ryan McPartlin - Dr. Devon "Captain Awesome" Woodcomb"
"Joshua Gomez - Morgan Grimes"
"Matthew Bomer - Bryce Larkin"
"Sarah Lancaster - Dr. Ellie Bartowski"
"Linda Hamilton - Mary Elizabeth Bartowski"
"Yvonne Strahovski - Sarah Walker"
"Zachary Levi - Chuck Bartowski"
"Adam Baldwin - Colonel John Casey"
"Brandon Routh - Daniel Shaw"
"Scott Krinsky - Jeffrey Barnes"
"Bonita Friedericy - General Diane Beckman"
"Al Moody: "Your mother was into all of that catholic guilt shit, not me. Life's too short to dance with fat chicks.""
"Trixy: No! Not in the face. He's too cute."
"Charlie Runkle: "I love the condom, keeps me in the game...""
"Hank Moody: He used to call you a walking penis!"
"Jim Dale - Narrator"
"Hank Moody (after being punched): Ow! Your pimp hand is strong!"
"Hank Moody: "All my fucking life, people have been telling me I do things wrong. I’m always the fucking asshole. I look around and I see everybody else is infinitely more fucked up than I am.""
"Anna Friel - Charlotte Charles"
"Lee Pace - Ned"
"Chi McBride - Emerson Cod"
"Kristin Chenoweth - Olive Snook"
"Ellen Greene - Vivian Charles"
"Swoosie Kurtz - Lily Charles"
"Ron Lester - Michael 'Sugar Daddy' Bernardino"
"Sara Rue - Carmen Ferrara"
"Diane Delano - Roberta "Bobbi" Glass"
"Tammy Lynn Michaels - Nicole Julian"
"Bryce Johnson - Josh Ford"
"Leslie Grossman - Mary Cherry"
"Carly Pope - Samantha "Sam" McPherson"