"I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass... it's like being back in high school."

"Grandfather: Spare him, my lord Raiden. American life has enfeebled his mind. Too much television."

"Chris Casamassa - Scorpion"

"[appears before Cage, Sonya and Liu Kang] Listen, what you are about to face is far more important than... [to Cage] Your ego... [to Sonya] Your enemy.... [to Liu Kang] Or your quest for revenge, you're about to embark on a sacred mission. You have been chosen to defend the realm of Earth...in a tournament called Mortal Kombat."

"They are all great fighters. But I have looked into their souls…and yours. One of you three will decide the outcome of the tournament. The fate of billions depends upon you. [chuckling before realizing what he did] Sorry."

"You can overcome any adversary, no matter how bizarre their powers may seem, there is always a way. Only one thing that can defeat you: your own fear. You must first face your fears if you are to conquer them. [to Cage] You, Johnny, are afraid you're a fake, so you'll rush into any fight just to prove you're not. You'll fight bravely enough, but foolishly...carelessly...and you'll be beaten. [to Sonya] You, Sonya, are afraid to admit that even you sometimes need help. If you are afraid to trust, you will lose. [to Liu Kang when he asked him about his fears of being responsible for Chan's death and his own destiny] You fear your own destiny. You already fled it once when you went to America. It has brought you guilt for the death of your brother....Every mortal is responsible for his own destiny. Despair's the most dangerous fear of all. I know this, and so does Shang Tsung. He can peer into your soul and use the fear he sees there against you. You must be prepared."

"From this moment on, my island will be your battleground. [points to Liu Kang] Liu Kang, you will be first. Let Mortal Kombat begin."

"Welcome. You are here to compete in...Mortal Kombat. Tomorrow morning, the Great Kombat begins. Some of you will even have the distinct honor...and pleasure...to face Prince Goro,...our reigning champion. You are all witnesses to one of the greatest turning points in the history of your planet. Treasure these moments...as if they were your last. And now for a taste of things to come."

"IT HAS BEGUN!"

"Flawless Victory!"

"You could've had me, the most powerful warlock of all. You could've ruled with me as my queen, but you chose a human instead."

"Kimberly J. Brown — Marnie"

"You always did let your magic do the talking."

"Debbie Reynolds — Aggie"

"Judith Hoag — Gwen"

"Linda Fiorentino as Terry Bonura."

"Robin Thomas — Kalabar"

"Keith David as Hurst."

"J.P. Zimmerman — Dylan"

"Harve Presnell as Trowbridge Bowers."

"Tai as Vera."

"Tracey Walter as Wee St. Francis."

"Pat Hingle as Vernon."

"Okay I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is it's all downhill from here. The bad news is you're going to carry me."

"You don't do that to me! You don't do that to Tip Tucker and his Tip-Top Trucking!"

"I must be in love, I just lied about my sign."

"I'm a motivator, not a physical therapist."

"Matthew McConaughey as Tip Tucker."

"Bill Murray as Jack Corcoran."

"You know, they say an elephant never forgets. But what they don't tell you is that you never forget an elephant."

"Judith M. Ford — Harriet"

"Janeane Garofalo as Mo."

"Rino Romano — Voice of Benny the Skeleton"

"Finally, I got over it."

"Jeremy Piven as Walter."

"Phillip van Dyke — Luke"

"Emily Roeske — Sophie"