Final Fantasy VI

"You! You old fool! You're still standing?!"

"Grandpa! Who are these people? Can they use magic, too?"

"And what a terrible actor you are!"

"It's too hot out here, grandpa!"

"Whatcha want with me? Espers? Espers, hmm.. haven't heard that word in a long while..."

"Flames, BEGONE!"

"I have a special little granddaughter!"

"All of you have that sparkle in your eyes…Well, this old man’s not giving up, either!"

"So full of energy! I must be the only one getting old…"

"So there I was, creeping through those caves that seemed to go on forever…I finally reached the deepest, darkest cavern and there he is, right in front of me. I stared the ugly brute straight in the eye, raised my staff, and let him have it. Bam! Thwack! Pow! Right in the kisser! Oh, I wish you could've been there to see me…"

"So I guess our town's little secret is out now..."

"All right, make some room for me."

"NOT...A...THING."

"Phooey! Emperor Gesthal's stupid orders! Edgar, you pinhead! Why do you have to live in the middle of a stinking desert?!? These recon jobs are the pits! ...AHEM! There's SAND on my boots!"

"Oh, Edgar... You know you only stand to lose from trying to hide her from us! Hee-hee-hee... I truly hope nothing happens to your precious Figaro!"

"Oh? Then...welcome to my barbecue! Hee-hee-hee!"

"Son of a Submariner! You'll pay for this!"

"Once Leo's gone, I can turn this water into a flowing river of poison! Anyone who touches it'll be pushing up daisies! Hee-hee..."

"(About the prisoners of the castle his men are to poisoned) Who cares? They're the ones who were stupid enough to get caught by the enemy!"

""Wait", he says... Do I look like a waiter?"

"Hee-hee... Nothing beats the sweet music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison! Uwee-hee-hee!"

"I'm a god! I'm all-powerful! Uwee-hee-hee... I'll collect more Espers... I'll extract their magic... And then... ... ... I'll revive the Warring Triad! I've already drained all your powers! You're useless to me now! You too! Take a hike!"

"Gah! How dare they put me in a place like this! ...Hmph! I just can't believe it! What a bore."

"Read my lips - mercy is for wimps! There's a reason "oppose" rhymes with "dispose"...If they get in your way, kill them!"

"Oh dear...you wanna fight me?! This is just dreadful!"

"How 'bout a little Magitek mayhem?"

"I don't care for the appearance of this pitiful little hamlet... So burn it!!"

"This little hamlet has too much boring and not enough burning... TORCH EVERYTHING!"

"I'd say you're all charged up, boys and girls...or whatever... Say, remind me to show you my Magicite collection someday! You might see a few familiar faces!!! Now for a little Magicite hocus-pocus...!"

"Ooh! They're warm to the touch! What treasures!"

"You really are a slow one. And always, always...ALWAYS such a little goody two-shoes!!!"

"Ouch! B-blood... Blood! Blood!!! You vicious brat! Argh... Grrr...! You know, you really are a stupid... Vicious... Arrogant, whiny, pampered, backstabbing, worthless... LITTLE BRAT!!!"

"... ...!? This better not have anything to do with that Magitek-riding, Imperial witch!!!"

"Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!"

"Oh dear... Well, I guess I was a bit hasty in calling you a useless old man before... NOW you're useless!"

"I've acquired the ultimate power! Observe...Such magnificent power! You're all nothing more than fleas compared to me now! Embrace your destruction... It is the fate of all things."

"I will destroy everything... I will create a monument to non-existence!"

"Why do people insist on creating things that will inevitably be destroyed? Why do people cling to life, knowing that they must someday die? ...Knowing that none of it will have meant anything once they do?"

"Why do you build, knowing destruction is inevitable? Why do you yearn to live, knowing all things must die? (alternate version of the previous line which appears in the Anthology FMV)"

"And did you all find your "somethings" in this broken world that just won't die?"

"Bleh! You people make me sick! You sound like lines from a self-help book! If that's how it's going to be... I'll snuff them all out! Every last one of your sickening, happy little reasons for living!"

"Hee-hee-hee! But what fun is destruction if no "precious" lives are lost?"

"Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...? Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!"

"The end draws near..."

"The end comes...beyond chaos"

"What a delicious morsel! I wanna get my tentacles around her...! (about to attack Terra)"

"Gwee-hee-hee... You're up the creek without a paddle! And I'm not gonna let you through! ... Does that make me a bad octopus?"

"Uwee hee hee... Game over!"

"Yaaaouch! Seafood soup! (after being burned)"

"Seafood soup is NOT on the menu! (an alternate version to the above line in FFVI Advance)"