"What am I gonna do? I know. I'll tunnel out of here with a spoon, escape through the sewers and live as a quiet but lonely shepherdess named Maria. That'll work. [opens the drawer but finds there are no spoons] We're out of spoons! That's it. I'm done for."
January 1, 1970
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