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"A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!"
"[after a cannonball from the Interceptor hits the Black Pearl] STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!"
"Gentlemen, my lady, you'll always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"[to Elizabeth] Look! The moonlight shows us for what we really are! We are not among the living, and so we cannot die. But neither are we dead! For too long, I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starvin' to death and haven't died. I feel nothin'. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea, nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. [steps out into the moonlight, revealing his skeletal form] You best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one!"
"You're off the edge of the map, mate! Here, there be monsters!"
"[after Jack assumes Barbossa was talking to him] Oh, not you! We named the monkey Jack! [Monkey Jack gives Human Jack a devilish smile]"
"There's a nice little 90-minute B movie trapped inside the 143 minutes of "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl," a movie that charms the audience and then outstays its welcome."
"Prepare to be blown out of the water."
"Over 3000 Islands of Paradise—For Some it's A Blessing—For Others... It's A Curse."
"The pirates are coming.Source 1 with text Source 2 with word"
"The curse is unleashed. Now, Jack Sparrow and Will Turner must find a way to stop it. Get ready for the greatest adventure under the sun.Source with word"
"Johnny Depp - Captain Jack Sparrow"
"Geoffrey Rush - Captain Hector Barbossa"
"Orlando Bloom - William 'Will' Turner"
"Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Swann"
"Jack Davenport - James Norrington"
"Jonathan Pryce - Governor Weatherby Swann"
"Lee Arenberg - Pintel"
"Mackenzie Crook - Ragetti"
"Damian O'Hare - Lt. Gillette"
"Giles New - Murtogg"
"Angus Barnett - Mullroy"
"There are different types of love."
"[reading a letter to the elders] My mother is unaware of reasons of my visit today. She did not give her consent or consult me in any form. The passing of little Daniel Nicholson, from illness, and other events have weighed on my thoughts. I ask permission to cross into the forbidden woods and travel to the nearest town. I will gather new medicines, and I will return. With regards to those we don't speak of, I am certain they will let me pass. Creatures can sense emotion and fear. They will see I am pure of intention and not afraid. The end."
"[singing to her sister Kitty] Baby sleep, gently sleep / Life is long and love is deep. / Time will be sweet for thee / All the world to see. / Time to look around and know / How the shadows come and go, / How the breeze stirs the tree, / How the blossoms grow."
"[to Lucius] My sister cried a lot. You wonder how I recognize you? Some people - just a handful, mind you - give off the tiniest color. It's faint. Like a haze. It's the only thing I ever see in the darkness. Papa has it, too. Do you wonder what your color is? Well, that I won't tell you. It's not ladylike to speak of such things. You shouldn't even have asked."
"[to Lucius] I know why you denied my sister. When I was younger, you used to hold my arm when I walked. Then suddenly you stopped. One day, I even tripped in your presence and nearly fell. I was faking, of course, but still you did not hold me. Sometimes we don't do things we want to do so that others will not know we want to do them."
"Papa, I cannot see his color."
"If he dies, all that is left of me will die with him."
"I'm not going to tell you what your color is, so stop asking."
"We'll be safe, we have the magic rocks."
"My sister has found love... again."
"I'm back, Lucius."
"[approaching students who have found slain animal] What manner of spectacle has attracted your attention so splendidly I ought carry it in my pocket to help me teach?"
"His will to live is very strong."
"[part of a table grace] We are grateful for the time we have been given."
"The moment I heard my daughter's vision had finally failed her, and that she'd forever be blind, I was sitting in that chair. I was so ashamed."
"You are fearless in a way that I shall never know."
"Yes, I have risked. I hope I am always able to risk everything for the just and right cause."
"We have always had a gentle understanding with the creatures that live in the woods."
"The world moves for love; it kneels before it in awe."
"Who'll pinch me to wake me up? Who will laugh at me when I fall? Whose breath will I listen for so that I may sleep? Whose hand will I hold so that I may walk?"
"I often wondered if you and my son bonded because neither of you was fond of speaking. You're very kind. You must pardon my manners; I haven't slept in many nights."
"What goes on in that head of yours? Say something Lucius."
"What we seem to have amongst us is a predator of some type. Most likely a coyote, or a wolf. It's manner of killing and removing the fur, but leaving the flesh torn, may be a sign that this animal suffers from madness; and for the next fortnight we should be vigilant for sightings of this coyote. Keep careful watch over our little ones as they play on the hills."
"Noah Percy: They're coming."
"Noah Percy: [near-hysterical, laughing and sobbing] ... Bad color! Bad, bad color! Bad c-color...!"
"Kitty Walker: [whispering] Don't let them in!"
"Brown-Eyed Girl: Heed the warning bell, for they are coming."
"Finton Coin: Thank you, Lucius. You're a good friend."
"Jay (M. Night Shyamalan): Do not get into conversations."
"Beatrice: It is amazing what two people love chooses to unite. It follows no rules."
"Run. The truce is ending."
"I: Let the bad color not be seen. It attracts them. II: Never enter the woods. That is where they wait. III: Heed the warning bell, for they are coming."
"There is no turning back."
"Bryce Dallas Howard - Ivy Walker"
"Joaquin Phoenix - Lucius Hunt"
"Adrien Brody - Noah Percy"
"William Hurt - Edward Walker"
"Sigourney Weaver - Alice Hunt"
"Brendan Gleeson - August Nicholson"
"Cherry Jones - Mrs. Clack"
"Celia Weston - Vivian Percy"
"John Christopher Jones - Robert Percy"
"Frank Collison - Victor"
"Jayne Atkinson - Tabitha Walker"
"Judy Greer - Kitty Walker"
"Fran Kranz - Christop Crane"
"Michael Pitt - Finton Coin"
"Jesse Eisenberg - Jamison"
"M. Night Shyamalan - Guard at Desk"
"There he is, the big guy!"
"I don't even know what the fuck a quail is!"
"I think he's on steroids. It's like trying to cover a fucking race horse."
"It's the first quarter of the big game and you wanna toss up a hail Mary? I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Grow up, Peter Pan! Count Chocula! Look, we've been to a million weddings and you know what? We've rocked them all."
"You better lock it up."
"Oh please! You and I both know I'm a phenomenal dancer!"
"I don't even wear a belt...beltless."
"Rule number 76: no excuses. Play like a champion."
"You go have fun. I'm gonna go ice my balls and spit up blood, Team Player!"
"Did you hear what I just said to you? Stage five? Virgin? Clinger? Let’s go, I’m gonna start the car, I’m serious, let’s go."
"I don’t think that you’re appreciating the urgency here. Not only is she a virgin, she’s totally off the reservation. I’m terrified of this broad."
"I'm a little too traumatized to enjoy a scone right now."
"I was first-team All-State. I can put the ball wherever I want to. I'll make it rain out here."
"I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you. And you want to know what? I dig it."
"It feels so good when he jokes."
"Lock it up!"
"The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me."
"Yeah that, or it could have been the midnight rape, or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night."
"Give me a break! That was my first Asian!"
"I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup. I love maple syrup! I love it on pancakes, I love it on pizza! I love to take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?"
"Proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me."
"I'm a cocksman!"
"You motor-boating son of a bitch, you old sailor you!"
"I mean, I had an imaginary friend when I was a kid and his name was Shiloh. We used to play checkers with each other every day and bless his heart, Shiloh'd always let me win!"
"This is the real world, lady! You can't just go shooting people on a whim!"
"I felt like Jodie Foster in 'The Accused'"
"I hope you flip your bike over and knock out your two front teeth, you selfish son-of-a-bitch!"
"Crab cakes and football, that's what Maryland does!"
"Are you ready to have the noise brought on you?"
"That's what we call a sack lunch! Num-num-num-num-num!"
"Daiquiris."
"Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."
"You know, she's not just another notch on your belt."
"Now Todd, it wouldn't kill ya to play some competitive sports, once in a while, would it?"
"Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!"
"Nature versus nurture, Lodge. Nature always wins."
"[about Todd] Oh, he says he believes in art, but all I've seen him do is dribble his own blood on a canvas and smear it around with a stick!"
"Sailor! Good Man."
"Death, you are my Bitch Lover!"
"I made you a painting ... I call the painting 'Celebration'(shows painting). It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it."
"Would that make you love me?!"
"I'll be in my room painting homo things."
"I'll pop out at the right moment!"
"Let's play tummy sticks."
"We had a moment at the dinner table."
"Jeremy tried to seduce me!"
"What the fuck do you want?"
"God darn you! I almost nun-chucked you. You don't even realize!"
"I'm just living the dream."
"Hey, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?!"
"Hey, Ma! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf!"
"What is she doing? I never know what she is doing back there."
"Ma! The meatloaf! Fuck!"
"Come on in for the real thing."
"It's like fishing with dynamite."
"Dude died in a hang gliding accident. What an idiot! Ha ha. "A-a-ah! I'm hang-gliding, honey! Take a good picture! I'm dead!" What a freak!"
"(Upon finding out that Jeremy is getting married) What?! What an idiot! What a loser! Good! Good! More for me and you!"
"You're coming with!"
"Wife: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"
"Husband: Yeah, that's right, go comatose for me, baby!"
"Grandma: He was a doll! The wife, though, Eleanor, big dyke. Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule."
"Chazz's mom: Chazz, there's someone here to see you! And pick up your fucking skateboard!"
"Husband: Hey, I got an idea, why don't you just kiss my left nut!"
"On July 15, they're coming to your wedding...with or without invitations."
"They're just a couple of guys who need a good wife."
"Hide Your actual IQ rating."
"Life's a Blessing, Remember to Pray."
"Life's a party. Crash it."
"Owen Wilson as John Beckwith"
"Vince Vaughn as Jeremy Grey"
"Christopher Walken as United States Secretary of the Treasury William Cleary"
"Rachael McAdams as Claire Cleary"
"Isla Fisher as Gloria Cleary"
"Jane Seymour as Kathleen "Kitty Kat" Cleary"
"Ellen Albertini Dow as "Grandma" Mary Cleary (final film role)"
"Keir O'Donnell as Todd Cleary"
"Bradley Cooper as Sack Lodge"
"Henry Gibson as Father O'Neil"
"Ron Canada as Randolph"
"Jenny Alden as Christina Cleary"
"Will Ferrell (uncredited) as Chazz Reinhold"
"Doria Baird as Vivian"
"Dwight Yoakam and Rebecca De Mornay as Mr. and Mrs. Kroger"
"Kathryn Joosten as Mrs. Reinhold"
"Richard Riehle (uncredited) as Funeral guest"
"I am a cool guy, with a job I contracted to do."
"[after the nightclub shootout] Only thing that didn't show up is the Polish cavalry."
"Don't get me cornered. You don't have the trunk space."
"If you open that trunk, they go inside."
"Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?"
"[after Max crashes the cab] Well, that was brilliant..."
"[after Max destroys his briefcase] All my prep was in there! You are screwing with my work! Let's see what else you can do."
"Max, I do this for a living!"
"You attract attention, you're going to get people killed who didn't need to be."
"Most people, ten years from now, same job, same place, same routine. Everything the same. Just keeping it safe over and over and over. Ten years from now. Man, you don’t know where you’ll be ten minutes from now . . ."
"[aims a handgun at Max] Red light, Max."
"Get with it. Millions of galaxies of hundreds of millions of stars, and a speck on one in a blink. That's us, lost in space. The cop, you, me... Who notices?"
"[Mockingly] "Someday, someday my dream will come?" One night you'll wake up and you'll discover it never happened. It's all turned around on you, and it never will. Suddenly you are old. It didn't happen, and it never will because you were never going to do it anyway. You'll push it into memory, then zone out in your barcalounger, being hypnotized by daytime TV for the rest of your life. Don't you talk to me about murder. All it ever took was a down payment on a Lincoln Town Car, and that girl... you can't even call that girl. What the fuck are you still doing driving a cab?"
"Six hours he's riding the subway before anybody notices his corpse doing laps around L.A., people on and off sitting next to him. Nobody notices."
"Hey, Max, a guy gets on the MTA here in L.A. and dies. Think anybody will notice?"
"There's no good reason, there's no bad reason to live or to die."
"[about Vincent] Definitely not from around here."
"[after seeing the guy fall on his cab's roof] My man, you all right?"
"[right before he crashes the cab, to Vincent] Go fuck yourself."
"That's why I tossed the list -- the work ups, all of that shit. To protect, in part, your... Hermes, Facconable ass. What, do you think I like coming in here? But hey. Shit happens. Gotta roll with it. Adapt. Darwin, I Ching."
"I'm not Vincent, my name is Max! I'm a goddamn cab driver!"
"If I'm wrong you get an apology, I already used up my free ride for tonight."
"Airport Man / Frank Martin: Enjoy L.A."
"Daniel: I mean, everybody and their momma knew you don't just come up and talk to Miles Davis. I mean, he may have looked like he was chilling, but he was absorbed. This one hip couple, one of them tried to shake his hand one day. And the guy says, "Hi, my name is..." Miles said, "Get the fuck outta my face, you jive motherfucker, and take your silly bitch with you.""
"Traffic Cop: Hey, man, what did you do, have a food fight in here?"
"Tom Cruise - Vincent"
"Jamie Foxx - Max"
"Jada Pinkett Smith - Annie"
"Mark Ruffalo - Fanning"
"Peter Berg - Richard Weidner"
"Javier Bardem - Felix"
"Bruce McGill - Pedrosa"
"Irma P. Hall - Ida"
"Barry Shabaka Henley - Daniel"
"Will Ferrell - Phil Weston (the new coach of the Tigers)"
"Robert Duvall - Buck Weston, Phil's father (the coach of the Gladiators)"
"Mike Ditka as Himself"
"Kate Walsh - Barbara Weston, Phil's wife"
"Josh Hutcherson - Bucky Weston, Buck & Janice's son and Phil's younger half-brother (Gladiators #10)"
"Steven Anthony Lawrence - Mark Avery (Tigers #5)"
"Dylan McLaughlin - Sam Weston, Phil & Barbara's son (former Gladiators #13 later new recruit Tigers #2)"
"Jeremy Bergman - Hunter Davidson (Tigers #9)"
"Elliott Cho - Byong Sun Hogan-Jones (Tigers #6)"
"Dallas McKinney - Connor Ryan (Tigers #1 from Goalie)"
"Rachael Harris - Ann Hogan, Byong Sun's adoptive mother"
"Dave Herman - Referee"
"Musetta Vander - Janice Weston, Buck's 2nd wife and Phil's stepmother"
"Laura Kightlinger - Donna Jones, Byong Sun's adoptive other mother"
"Erik Walker - Ambrose Hanna (Tigers #4)"
"Jim Turner - Jim Davidson "The Captain", Hunter's father"
"Francesco Liotti - Gian Piero (new recruit Tigers #7)"
"Alessandro Ruggiero - Massimo (new recruit Tigers #11)"
"Peter Jason - Clark"
"Randall May - Cornell Soccer consultant (uncredited)"
"Phill Lewis - John Ryan"
"Karly Rothenberg - Jack's Mom"
"Alex Borstein - Obnoxious Hummer Lady (uncredited)"
"Sammy Fine - Jack Watson"
"Timmy Deters - Alex"
"Joseph R. Sicari - Umberto"
"Stephen Rudrick - Young Ceeb"
"Stasi Glenn - Butcher shop employee"
"Martin Starr - Beantown customer"
"Ma'am, you were just the victim of a New York City mugger. As I suspected, he was a coward and a weakling, and also wore more cologne than any man should wear."
"Adam Sandler as Longfellow Deeds"
"Winona Ryder as Babe Bennett"
"John Turturro as Emilio Lopez"
"Allen Covert as Marty"
"Peter Gallagher as Chuck Cedar"
"Jared Harris as Mac McGrath"
"Erick Avari as Cecil Anderson"
"Rob Schneider as Nazo"
"Peter Dante as Murph"
"Conchata Ferrell as Jan"
"Harve Presnell as Preston Blake"
"Steve Buscemi as Crazy Eyes"
"Brandon Molale as Kevin Ward"
"Blake Clark as Buddy Ward"
"John McEnroe as himself"
"Radio Man as himself"
"Jennifer Tisdale as cardreader girl"
"It's a funny feeling being taken under the wing of a dragon. It's warmer than you'd think."
"When you kill a king, you don't stab him in the dark. You kill him where the entire court can watch him die."
"You know there's more of us coming off those boats everyday? Some say 15,000 Irish a week! Get all of us together and we ain't got a gang, we got an army!"
"The past is a torch that lights our way. Where our fathers have shown us the path, we shall follow. Our faith is the weapon most feared by our enemies. For thereby shall we lift our people up against those who would destroy us."
"Our name is called "The Dead Rabbits" to remind all of our suffering, and as a call to those who suffer still to join our ranks. However far they may have strayed from our common home across the sea. For with great numbers must come great strength in the salvation of our people."
"In the end, they put candles on the bodies so's their friends, if they had any, could know them in the dark. The city did this free of charge. Shang, Jimmy Spoils, Hell-cat, McGloin, and more. Friend or foe, didn't make no difference now. It was four days and nights before the worst of the mob was finally put down. We never knew how many New Yorkers died that week before the city was finally delivered. My father told me we was all born of blood and tribulation, and so then too was our great city. But for those of us what lived and died in them furious days, it was like everything we knew was mildly swept away. And no matter what they did to build this city up again... for the rest of time... it would be like no one even knew we was ever here."
"Everything you see belongs to me, to one degree or another. The beggars and newsboys and quick thieves here in Paradise, the sailor dives and gin mills and blind tigers on the waterfront, the anglers and amusers, the she-hes and the Chinks. Everybody owes, everybody pays. Because that's how you stand up against the rising of the tide."
"[to Amsterdam] You get to know a lot butchering meat. We're made up of the same things - flesh and blood, tissue, organs. I love to work with pigs. The nearest thing in nature to the flesh of a man is the flesh of a pig...This is the liver. The kidneys. The heart. This is a wound—the stomach will bleed and bleed. [stabs the pig] This is a kill. [stabs the pig] This is a kill. Main artery. [stabs the pig] This is a kill."
"[to Boss Tweed] Mulberry Street... and Worth... Cross and Orange... and Little Water. Each of the Five Points is a finger. When I close my hand it becomes a fist. And, anytime that I wish, I can turn it against you."
"[to Boss Tweed] I don't see no Americans. I see trespassers, Irish harps. Do a job for a nickel what a nigger does for a dime & what a white man used to get a quarter for."
"My father gave his life, making this country what it is. Murdered by the British with all of his men on the twenty-fifth of July, anno domini, 1814. Do you think I'm going to help you befoul his legacy, by giving this country over to them what's had no hand in the fighting for it? Why, because they come off a boat crawling with lice and begging you for soup?"
"Ears and noses will be the trophies of the day."
"We hold in our hearts the memory of our fallen brothers whose blood stains the very streets we walk today. Also on this night we pay tribute to the leader of our enemies, an honorable man, who crossed over bravely, fighting for what he believed in. To defeat my enemy, I extinguish his life, and consume him as I consume these flames. In honor of Priest Vallon."
"On the Seventh Day the Lord rested, but befores that he did, he took a squat over the side of England and what came out of him... was Ireland. [To Amsterdam] No offense son."
"You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!"
"The appearance of law must be upheld, especially while it's being broken."
"Remember the first rule of politics. The ballots don't make the results, the counters make the results. The counters. Keep counting."
"GO BACK TO AFRICA, NIGGER! GO BACK TO AFRICAAAAA!!!!!!"
"NO NIG-NOGGERY HERE!!!! NO--"
"THIS SHOW AIN'T FOR BLACKIES!!!"
"What's that *NIGGER* DOING IN THIS CHURCH?!"
"There's no niggers among the Natives! Niggers and Rabbits is one thing! BUT A NIGGER IN THE CHURCH, THAT'S SOMETHING ELESE!"
"You're gonna end up on a stake like your man did! GYUUUUURRGH!"
"Father! Jesus, did you know there's NIGGER IN YOUR CHURCH?!"
"I've got forty-four notches on my club. Do you know what they're for? They're to remind me what I owe God when I die. My father was killed in battle, too. In Ireland, in the streets, fighting those who would take as their privilege what could only be got and held by the decimation of a race. That war is a thousand years old and more. We never expected it to follow us here. It didn't. It was waiting for us when we landed. Your father tried to carve out a corner of this land for his tribe. That was him, that was his dead rabbits. I often wondered... if he had lived a bit longer, would he have wanted a bit more?"
"A glorious resurrection will spring from the depths... to which these miserable creatures have fallen. In God, they will find their true home."
"Leonardo DiCaprio - Amsterdam Vallon"
"Daniel Day-Lewis - Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting"
"Cameron Diaz - Jenny Everdeane"
"Jim Broadbent - Boss Tweed"
"John C. Reilly - Happy Jack"
"Henry Thomas - Johnny Sirocco"
"Liam Neeson - 'Priest' Vallon"
"Brendan Gleeson - Walter 'Monk' McGinn"
"Gary Lewis - McGloin"
"Stephen Graham - Shang"
"Eddie Marsan - Killoran"
"What, you think Becca's going to be psyched that you brought a bottle of lube? "Oh, Evan! Thank you so much for bringing that lube for my pussy! I could never handle your fucking four-inch dick inside my pussy without your gigantic bottle of LUBE!" These girls are 18 years old. They aren't dried up old ladies, man. They're good to go!"
"Are you insane?! Look at Jules's dating record. She dated Dan Remmeck, who's had a six-pack since like kindergarten; Jason Stone, who looks like Zack Morris; and Matt Muer, he's the sweetest guy! Have you ever stared into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles."
"Do you have any normal-sized clothes or do you only shop at the Baby Gap?"
"I am going to give you the best blow J ever. With my mouth."
"[Breaking up a party] I assume you all have guns and crack... Okay, everyone! Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!"
"We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock."
"[pointing gun at Evan and Seth] Spread your shit! Get on the ground! Loaded gun! Ready to go! Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas!"
"Jonah Hill - Seth"
"Michael Cera - Evan"
"Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fogell (a.k.a. "McLovin")"
"Bill Hader - Officer Slater"
"Seth Rogen - Officer Michaels"
"Emma Stone - Jules"
"Martha MacIsaac - Becca"
"Kevin Corrigan - Mark"
"Joe Lo Truglio - Frankie"
"[after seeing chocolate stains all over Harry] Harry, why are you covered in poo?"
"So, did you give him some yet? You know some!"
"Man you got some serious self issues to work out my pudgy-ugly little friend."
"There's only one way to settle this...make out contest."
"Next time Turks handing out wedgies...your not going to get one! Na uh! Were done pal, finito, the end...Auf wiener schnitzel...Mozeltov!"
"You're it!"
"[thinking] Wow! She's actually making me feel hot. [is shown to be sitting on a heater] I didn't think the first time would hurt so much... [Out loud] ESPECIALLY IN THE ASS!"
"Then she said something about something."
"I changed for dinner, I always change when I eat, except for breakfast and spazz meal."
"Good one Captain Rob, he does look like a you-know-what!"
"Women In Museum: The daddy polar bear was shot by hunter...just like your father!"
"Ms. Heller: I'm Ms. Heller the lunch lady...oh, damn! I mean your new teacher! ...Yeah!"
"Go back to school with everyone's favourite dimwits."
"Before the first movie, there was high school. They missed the bus."
"The evolution of dumb."
"Derek Richardson as Harry Dunne"
"Eric Christian Olsen as Lloyd Christmas"
"Rachel Nichols as Jessica Matthews"
"Eugene Levy as Principal Collins"
"Mimi Rogers as Mrs. Dunne"
"Luis Guzman as Ray the Janitor"
"Cheri Oteri as Ms. Heller"
"Bob Saget and Julia Duffy as Walter and Mrs. Matthews"
"Elden Henson as Turk"
"Shia LaBeouf as Lewis"
"William Lee Scott as Carl"
"Michelle Krusiec as Cindy "Ching-Chong""
"Josh Braaten as Toby"
"Teal Redmann as Terri"
"Lin Shaye as Margie"
"Julie and Shawnie Costello as the Felcher twins"
"Timothy Stack as Doctor"
"Brian Posehn as Convenience Store Clerk"
"Katt Williams as Neighbor (Uncredited)"
"(Voiceover, Opening Narration): Two Decades had passed since the creation of both species. The War had begun. Viktor increased his Army, creating a Legion of Vampires to protect them from the very first Clan of Werewolves: A Vicious and Infectious Breed, unable to take Human Form ever again... Until 'He' was born. Lucian. And although every Fiber of Viktor's Soul warned him to slay this child, he did not. Over the years this child grew, he possessed a strength and focus that the ones before him did not. Viktor would use Lucian's infectious blood to his benefit, taking advantage of the Child's thirst, pitting it against him as he was forced to feed off Humans: Viktor's Slaves. Instead, he created a new race of Immortals, Lycans: Werewolf, but also Human. Unlike the others, this new breed could be harnessed, inslaved to guard them in the daylight hours of their Masters... Or so Viktor thought... So very long ago..."
"Not at all. They're mindless Beasts, Milord. No Brethren of Mine."
"Sonja, if I were to leave from this place, would you come with me?"
"(About his collar) Not if I can remove this. (Shows her a key) I made it myself, this will be my freedom."
"Is that your answer then? You will not come with me, so you want me to stay here for you? Like this? Like an animal?"
"Vampire and Lycan, we are both 'Children of Corvinus'. Yet my kind are slaves. I will use this one day. And I will leave this place. But I can never be without you."
"(Senses the approaching presense of Werewolves) Get your men out there, now."
"There too many of them."
"(Referring to a battle with werewolves created from William) I saw what you did out there. Very brave for a human. Have you come across them before?"
"Were you not afraid of them?"
"Are you afraid of me?"
"Well, do not be. I will not bite... much."
"No. A Lycan, yes, but not like them. Those you fought with tonight were animals. The 'Spawn of William. Pure-bloods, if you will. No trace of human left. Savage, mindless beasts. As it has been told..."
"(Thoughtfully, about the Werewolves obaying him.) Yes. Yes they did."
"(To Viktor) You gave me chains!"
"He wants to use you for his own protection."
"Well, that need not happen. Come sunrise, I leave this place. Anyone willing to take the risk may follow. There's a new life waiting beyond those walls, my friend, and you can be apart of it. With us."
"(Grabs Xristo by the throat) Death Dealers will undoubtly be on the hunt. And they will eventually find us. But not by her doing. I trust Sonja with my life, and as long as I'm in command, so will you. (releases Xristo and walks off)"
"I've lived by their rules my entire life. I've protected them. envied them. and for what? To be treated like an animal. We are not animals! Is this want you want? We can be slaves, or we can be... LYCANS!"
"(To his fellow lycans, after stopping two from fighting) We, are not animals. Is this want you want? To be their entertainment? Their playthings? Their pets!? Cowering beneath the whip, and then fighting amongst ourselves! Is this want you want!? I've lived by their rules my entire life. I've protected them. Envied them. And for what? To be treated like an animal. WE ARE NOT ANIMALS! We do have a choice! We can choose to be more than this! We can be slaves, OR WE CAN BE... LYCANS!"
"(To Raze, about Sonja) I will not let her die alone."
"Let me tell you something my friend, they only followed me at the idea at being free. You can hold them together until I get back, and lead them if I do not."
"(To the council after Sonja has been sentenced to death) I'll kill you! ALL OF YOU!"
"(To Viktor, about Sonja) I loved her!"
"Yes, you should have. (stabs Viktor through the head with a sword) But you didn't!"
"(To Raze, about the battle) No. It is just beginning."
"(About Lucian) Of him?"
"I needed no saving!"
"There are other demands of my time, as you know."
"I was out patrolling."
"And why, Father, is my risk any greater than theirs?"
"(To Lucian) Do not say that. Do not even think it. My father would have you hunted down. You would be marked for death."
"Lucian, promise you will never use it. Please!"
"(about vampires) And we don't die often."
"(To her Father, about Lucian) Father, I love him!"
"What do you think, Sonja? Shall we make more?"
"Like him... Lucian will always be the First of the Breed... The First of the Lycans..."
"Humans, upset. Tanis, please, make a note of what pain that brings me."
"Enougth! Have I not increased our holdings Ten-Fold since Marcus and Amelia took to their sleep!? We will deal with the Wolves as we always have!"
"(Addressing Sonja) Show a little 'Gratitude', Sonja, to the one who saved your life."
"(Addresses Lucian) Tell me, Lucian, does it burden your heart to kill your own kind?"
"(Noticing Lucian watching Sonja) You are a credit to your race. Do you know how to remain so? Keep your eyes on the ground...!"
"(Catching up with Sonja) You were sorely missed at council."
"Ah. I see. I hoped you enjoyed your little moonlight ride."
"You were disobeying. I told you to stay within these walls. You risk too much for a father to ignore. You will leave the Wolves to the Death Dealers."
"They are not my daughters. And they are not council members. You are! And one day you will become an Elder, your Birthright. Sonja, you are well thought-of at council. But that is a precarious thing. They grow tired of your games and your absences. The dangers of the forest are not greater than those of the council. You will learn the dance of Politics. To be Ruthless and Cunning. But above all, you will be Loyal to your Family. To Me! (Runs his hand affectionately in her hair) Without the Loyalty between us, we are no better than the beasts at our door."
"Your fear, Coloman, is misplaced. Are we not protected by an Army of Immortals?"
"And how would you 'Project' Strength?"
"Lycans patrol outside the walls... Ha-have you lost your mind?! They are Born of Beasts! And the Savagery of this despicable fact cannot be bred away!"
"(Throttling a complaining Human Nobleman) If devils you call us, rest assured; better the devil you know!"
"(After killing a complaining Human Nobleman) Would anyone else like to be heard?"
"You have stung me, Lycan, with your betrayal. You were like a son to me. I gave you your life."
"I would've thought that after all these years, you cannot have one without the other."
"Wait! Do you not realize this is a gift I am giving you?"
"I wanted to believe your lies, but I knew it could not be true, not my own daughter. How could you!?"
"Bah! YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME! To be with a animal! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING!"
"Thank you, Coloman, the obvious escaped me! I do not need to lift a finger, Lucian will return of his own free will. I have something he wants."
"(To Lucian, about Sonja) You defiled my daughter!"
"(To Lucian, about Sonja) You killed her!"
"I should have crushed your head under my heel when you were born!!!"
"(To Viktor, about Sonja) She is most defiant. She refuses to see me. She will not answer her door..."
"(Lies to Viktor, about Sonja) I cannot imagine... (Changes subject) We must prepare, Milord, the Human Nobles are on their way."
"(To Lucian, about Sonja) Careful, Blacksmith, 'lest your eyes betray your secret... (Walks away, leaving Lucian more worried.)"
"The war had all but ground to a halt in the blink of an eye. Lucian, the most feared and ruthless leader ever to rule the Lycan clan, had finally been killed. The Lycan horde scattered to the wind in a single evening of flame and retribution. Victory, it seemed, was in our grasp, the very birthright of the Vampires. Nearly six centuries had passed since that night, yet the ancient feud proved unwilling to follow Lucian to the grave. Though Lycans were fewer in number, the war itself had become more perilous, for the moon no longer held her sway. Older, more powerful Lycans, were now able to change at will. The weapons had evolved, but our orders remained the same: Hunt them down and kill them off, one by one. A most successful campaign. Perhaps too successful. For those like me, a Death Dealer, this signaled the end of an era. Like the weapons of the previous century, we too would become obsolete. Pity, because I lived for it!""
""Of the scores of brave souls who entered Lucian's fortress, a single Vampire survived: Kraven, who was richly rewarded for not only setting the great blaze, but for returning with evidence of the Lycan Master's demise: The branded skin, cut from Lucian's very arm."
"Please forgive me, but I desperately need your guidance. I apologise for breaking the Chain and awakening you ahead of schedule, but I fear we may all be in grave danger. Especially you, my Lord, if left in you weakened state. For I believe that Lucian is alive and well. Here, now, in this very city, preparing to hit us during the Awakening ceremony. Even more disturbing, is that if I am correct, then it would mean that Kraven is in league with him.""
""It wasn't the Lycans... it was you!"
""Though I cannot predict the future, the consequences of this night will reverberate through the halls of both Great Covens for many years to come. Two Vampire Elders have been slain, one by my own hand. Soon, Marcus will take the throne, and a tide of anger and retribution will spill out into the night. Differences will be set aside. Allegiances will be made. And soon, I will become the hunted."
"I tried to swerve, but he hit us anyway. He sent us into the oncoming lane. When I came to, I realized that part of the engine was in the front seat, and she was pinned there, six inches from me... in this horrible position. I think she was in shock, she just kept asking me over and over again if I was alright. She was more worried about me. You know, if I'd known then what I know now, I could have saved her. There is no doubt in my mind about that. Instead, she died right there, not two minutes before the ambulance arrived. After that, I didn't see any reason to stick around. I spent a summer here with my grandfather, when I was a kid. So, after I got my degree, I just took off. I came over here to move on, to forget. It seemed like a good idea at the time."
"I know what started the war"
"We were slaves once. The daylight guardians of the Vampires. I was born into servitude. Yet I harbored them no ill will. Even took a Vampire for my bride. It was forbidden, our union. Viktor feared a blending of the species. Feared it so much he killed her. His own daughter... Burnt alive for loving me. This is his war - Viktor's, and he's spent the last 600 years exterminating my species."
"You may have killed me, cousin, but my will is done, regardless!"
"You're acting like a pack of rabid DOGS! And that, gentlemen, simply will not do. Not if you expect to defeat the Vampires on their own ground. Not if you expect to survive at all. Pierce! Taylor! Put some clothes on, will you?"
"Let me tell you a little something about your beloved Dark Father: He's the one that killed your family, not the Lycans. Never could follow his own rules, said he couldn't abide the taste of livestock. So every once in a while, he'd go out and gorge himself on human blood. I kept his secrets, cleaned up the mess; but it was he who crept room to room, dispatching everyone close to your heart. But when he got to you, he just couldn't bear the thought of draining you dry. You, who reminded him so much of his precious Sonja, the daughter he condemned to death.""
"The Chain has never been broken, not once, not in fourteen centuries, not since we Elders first began to clubhouse through time. One awake, two asleep; that's the way of it. It is Marcus's turn to reign, not mine!""
"I loved my daughter! But the abomination growing in her womb was a betrayal of me, and of the Coven! I did what was necessary to protect the species, as I am forced to do yet again!"
"I would have been in huge trouble if I hadn't done Underworld because we had this great stunt coordinator who really would say, "Hey, now you're going to jump off that eighty-foot building, is that fine?" And you think "scary," but you go ahead and do it anyway. And I thought, "I've done that. That was really helpful."
"So, right about now, you're probably wondering, "Hey, where's that emperor guy?" Wella-wella-boom, baby! Kuzco here, coming to you live from the palace."
"Right now, it's Kronk's turn to be in the limelight."
"It's a scam! Her potion's a fake! She's selling snake oil, people! Wake up! Oh, you saw it already, huh? Well, smarty, I bet you didn't see this! [camera zooms in on Yzma's armpit hairs] Oh, yikes! That is gonna haunt me in my nightmares. Can we just move on, please? Guy in the booth! Now!"
"Boom, baby! Like how I weaseled myself in the movie? Nice. (Kronk: Kuzco?) How you doing, hot stuff? (Kronk: Hot stuff?)"
"What am I gonna do? I know. I'll tunnel out of here with a spoon, escape through the sewers and live as a quiet but lonely shepherdess named Maria. That'll work. [opens the drawer but finds there are no spoons] We're out of spoons! That's it. I'm done for."
"You don't want to let a guy like Papi down, or you'll get one of these. The Cold Shoulder, the Frenzied Eyebrow, the Grimace of Doom, the Sneer of Despair, the Crippling Wince of Guilt, the Scowl of Impending Wrath, and worst of all, the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection."
"Papi didn't approve. He said if I didn't get serious, I'd never amount to anything. But nothing I ever did was good enough for him."
"My nightmare began on a day like any other. So, technically, I guess that would be a "daymare." But I digress. It was lunchtime, and I was making my usual deliveries around town. I always saved the best stop for last, to see my dear old friends at the Flickering Embers Home for Seniors. A happier group of folks you'd never hope to meet. A perfect example of how to grow old with grace and dignity."
"[looking at the souvenir photo; disappointed] Rats, my eyes are closed."
"Dear Papi, remember how you never thought I'd amount to anything? Well, I got news for you. Good news. I finally got that big house on a hill you've always wanted me to have. It's really great. You're gonna love it. It's got all the amenities. Swimming pool, golf course… The windmill's a killer. And my favorite part of all. Pancake junction! I even built a cozy little guest wing just for you. Yep. Just a big, serious house for a big, serious guy. Like me. That's who I am."
"Doing good cost me my dream house. And then… (Mata: Don't tell me.) It cost me my girl. (Mata: I said, don't tell me.) These oven mitts were the last thing she touched, other than my fragile heart… Before she walked out of my life."
"Why?! Why is this happening?! I just don't understand. It just doesn't make any sense. Was it loop over, loop under and pull, or loop under, loop over and pull?"
"Dear Papi, remember how I've never been able to meet the right girl? Uh, any girl? Well, I finally found the woman of my dreams. She's everything you could want in a woman and more. Don't get too excited. We'll take it nice and slow at first. And we'll get married in a fancy ceremony and have lots and lots of kids. - Love, Kronk."
"You see, Papi, you may look at my life and think I've got nothing, but the truth is I've got everything."
"Welcome to my new secret lab!"
"I've finally done it, Kronk. I've created the elixir of life. The answer to everyone's prayers. Behold the fountain of youth in a bottle! [thunder crashes] Regular and diet."
"I need gold, Kronk! [realizes what she said; laughs evilly] I mean, you need gold."
"Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! It's finally arrived. The cure for everything that ails you. Yzma's Young and Beautiful!"
"Big load of happy, coming through!"
"Stand back! Don't make me use this! [takes out her potion] (Kronk: Your cough medicine?) No! My most fiendishly diabolical potion ever! When I drink this, you won't be able to lay a finger on me!"
"What do I want? Oh my god, I want Penny to quit smoking and go to college. I want, I want to be able to pay the phone, electric and rent in the same month. I want a girl to be on the cover of Surf magazine. It would be great if that girl were me, but any girl would do. I want... I mean I wish my mom would come home, and I really, really want to win pipe masters tomorrow, that's what I want."
"[To Penny] Somebody got to go to college, and it isn't going to be me."
"Don't worry, Penny. There's still plenty of time to get pregnant and go on welfare."
"Wait, are you wearing my cologne?"
"You're a girl that doesn't ask a guy what to do..."
"These waves are for the big boys."
"He's leaving in a few days with a tan. And what are you going to be left with? A pair of shoes?"
"There's like a thousand dollars in here. I feel like your pimp!"
"[To Matt] Sorry if my pits stink man, but that's just the way it goes!"
"THAT'S my BITCH!"
"Hey, fluff your bangs up a little bit?"
"You were the one who made mom leave! You were screwing up all the time!"
"And when I tell you to go, you gotta go. You gotta paddle your little heart out. You can't hesitate, you can't pull back, you can't hold back. No fear. Alright?"
"Kate Bosworth as Anne Marie Chadwick"
"Matthew Davis as Matt Tollman"
"Michelle Rodriguez as Eden"
"Sanoe Lake as Lena"
"Mika Boorem as Penny Chadwick"
"Chris Taloa as Drew"
"Kala Alexander as Kala"
"Ruben Tejada as JJ"
"Kaupena Miranda as Kaupena"
"Asa Aquino as Asa"
"Faizon Love as Leslie"
"George Veikoso as Fiji (as George Veikoso)"
"Shaun Robinson as Omar"
"Paul Hatter as Paul"
"Tamayo Perry as Tamayo"
"Face Your Fears, Live Your Dreams"
"You have to understand. They're the most dangerous waves on the planet. Out here, you don't just get crushed...you die."
"Three Friends, One Passion, No Limits."
"Take The Risk. Feel The Rush."
"I'm going to need a couple of jars of jelly on the plane and two parachutes."
"[To Kelly] It's like you're a double-agent! It's like you're working against me!"
"This man is Arnold Gundars, premiere arms dealer. We believe he has the switchblade."
"[In a sexually aggressive way, Rachel slams Alex against a wall and then down on a cot] Oh! I think you broke my spine. [Rachel laughs] But in a good way."
"[To Kelly] That's the type of thing we're gonna be doing on the mission."
"What you're about to hear is a national secret."
"[Looking over list] This is a who's who of the international bad boys club."
"Don't tell anyone."
"The switchblade is undetectable through radar, infra red, even the human eye."
"[To Alex] Hey, come on now. Hey, come on now. Let me at least see the goods."
"[To Alex] Let me show you something a little Kelly Robinson style. Hold on, here we go!"
"[High on gas fumes in the sewers of Budapest, tearing up, to Alex] We twins."
"Hey, I can see you, and me, and you, and... oh, I like this!"
"I'm 57 and 0 baby."
"Introducing the undisputed champion of the world: Kelly Robinson."
"Eddie Murphy as Kelly"
"Owen Wilson as Alex"
"Famke Janssen as Rachel"
"Malcolm McDowell as Gundars"
"Gary Cole as Carlos"
"Phill Lewis as Jerry"
"Viv Leacock as T.J."
"Keith Dallas as Lunchbox"
"Tate Taylor as Lieutenant Percy"
"Lynda Boyd as Edna"
"Bill Mondy as McIntyre"
"Espionage with attitude."
"Get another field of view"
"[first lines] There comes a time in every pup's life when they realize that there are forces greater than themselves at work in the universe. Forces which can't be seen or touched, but only felt. And although life may lead you where you least expect, you can have faith that it's where you were meant to be."
"And six puppies become one. My work here is almost done."
"Sometimes you just have to have faith."
"[last lines] Remember, life may lead you where you least expect, but have faith that you're exactly where you are meant to be."
"He would have missed our favorite subject: lunch."
"It's a dream come true, we're surrounded by vanilla ice cream!"
"If we don't find a warm place soon, we're all gonna turn into puppy-cicles."
"Is there dirt in China? 'Cuz if there is, I'm gonna keep digging!"
"It's the Abominable Snow Dude!"
"Dudes, it's warm. Clean, but warm."
"Fernfield! Home sweet dirt."
"When I get home, I'm definitely going to need a pawdicure."
"Who are you calling blondie? We're golden, Golden Retrievers."
"Seeking truth is a great start to our day."
"It's the seventh inning stretch. Time to balance my chi."
"I must be contagious, 'cause he's catching cool like it was a cold."
"If the delivery guy comes back? I'll deliver him the tail whoopin' of his life!"
"I'm too young to die, talented, and good-looking and modest!"
"Oh, I ain't playin', y'all, it's on!"
"Scary? Pshaw! B-Dawg is all about the danger!"
"[chasing B-Dawg] If I catch you, nine lives won't be enough."
"I've been looking for you for days. You better teach B-Dawg to behave. Your pup was chasing my kitten again."
"Have you seen five golden puppies around? They look just like us, only little."
"Well, dear, we're rollin' in this hood to find you. That's what's, um, crackalakin'."
"Name's Shasta, and I'm an Alaskan Husky."
"Aren't you as beautiful as the yellow snow?"
"No, no, I was busy watching a puppy sled team."
"You pups ain't from around these parts, are ya?"
"[as Noah and Henry run off to school with Buddy and Molly] I was gonna drive ya!"
"Dominic Scott Kay as Adam Bilson"
"John Kapelos as Jean George"
"Lise Simms as Meg Bilson"
"Mike Dopud as Joe Bilson"
"Charles C. Stevenson Jr. as Sheriff Ryan"
"Dylan Minnette as Noah Sullivan"
"Richard Karn as Patrick Sullivan"
"Cynthia Stevenson as Jackie Framm Sullivan"
"Kris Kristofferson as Talon"
"Josh Flitter as Budderball"
"Henry Hodges as Mudbud"
"Liliana Mumy as Rosebud"
"Jimmy Bennett as Buddha"
"Skyler Gisondo as B-Dawg"
"Whoopi Goldberg as Miss Mittens"
"Tom Everett Scott as Buddy"
"Molly Shannon as Molly"
"Dylan Sprouse as Shasta"
"Lothaire Bluteau as Francois"
"Paul Rae as Phillipe"
"Jim Belushi as Bernie"
"They Talk. They Mush. They're Snow Cool!"