"All these reporters start showing up at the Whale Wash, and then I hear everyone asking where Oscar is. I figure the worst has happened, so I'm pretty relieved when Oscar shows up with Ernie and Bernie. Turns out that everyone thinks Oscar's killed some shark out of the wastelands. Hah! I think I'd believe that Sykes adopted Oscar as his long lost son before I'd believe that! Although, the two were looking pretty chummy at that point."