"If she were alive, there’s no doubt that Ayn Rand would be front-row and salivating when, in justifying his expensive appetites, Christian Grey quotes industrial tycoon Andrew Carnegie: ‘A man who acquires the ability to take possession of his own mind may take possession of anything else to which he is justly entitled.’ Yes, Rand would be salivating, because once you strip it down, what Fifty Shades of Grey really is is the one percent’s (wet) dream."