"Kacey: Where have you been?! I called for a code 4, level 9 super secret emergency meeting 10 minutes ago! Molly: This isn't really an emergency for us. This is more of an emergency for you. Kacey: It's really not that big of a deal. Molly: Oh, it's a big deal, Kacey. The whole world knows you're wearing braces and glasses, that you're lisping and that you just loogied into the mouth of one of the hottest boys in school. EPIC fail."
January 1, 1970
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