"[Principal Skinner's kitchen catches on fire in the middle of dinner with Superintendant Chalmers]Principal Skinner: Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I'm pooped.Superintendant Chalmers: Yes, I should be— [notices the fire] Good Lord, what is happening in there?Skinner: Aurora borealis.Chalmers: [fed up] Aurora borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?Skinner: Yes.Chalmers: [pause] May I see it?Skinner: [pause] No."
January 1, 1970
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