"Ooh. It's dark down here, isn't it? They say the old caretaker of this place went absolutely crazy. Chopped up his entire staff! Of robots. All of them robots -- they say at night, you can still hear the screams... of their replicas. All of them, functionally indistinguishable from the originals. No memory of the incident, nobody knows what they're screaming about. Absolutely terrifying... though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way."