"[while acting, he approaches a half plastic doll] I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you. You know, the womens find me uncomfortably good looking, but you seem remarkably at ease. [moves the doll's hand on to his legs, to which he pushes away again] Oh, stop it. [moves the hand back again then move it away] No, really. Well, if you must. [moves it back on his legs again and laugh] What are you doing? [laughs again, moving the dolls hand on and off himself a few times] That tickles. Are those real? [the doll's hand slaps him across the face]"